- Rooster: Why is the kid in a cage? Is there something wrong with him? Does he have the fever?
- Max: That's Liam. He likes to run.
- Rooster: So let him run.
- Max: Well, Liam's super fast. We blink and he's up a tree.
- Rooster: So then your kid's up a tree? What's the problem?
- Max: Well, he could fall.
- Rooster: He might.
- Max: And he hurts himself.
- Rooster: So he got really high up in this hypothetical tree.
- Max: I, uh...
- Rooster: He gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. You know how many electric cords I've chewed?
- Max: Like, multiple cords?
- Rooster: One. It shocked me. Walked backwards for a week, but I never chewed another cord again.
- Rooster: Guy's got two things in this life: his water bowl and his dignity. You take one, you take the other.
- Katie: Hey, Maxie. Let's go for a walk.
- Max: [as he's going for a walk with Katie] Ah, I gotta admit this is nice.
- [Max walks by another dog with its owner]
- Dog: I don't want to go to the vet!
- Max: Uh, the vet!
- [he stops walking]
- Max: No! No, no, no!
- Katie: Come on, buddy!
- Max: You tricked me!
- [Katie pulls on Max's leash dragging him into the vet]
- Daisy: Excuse me, rabbit, cat, do any of you know Captain Snowball?
- Snowball: Yeah, uh, ye-yes. Yes, we do.
- Chloe: And here we go.
- Daisy: Oh, Good! My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him. A poor, defenseless animal needs saving.
- Snowball: Wha...? Are you saying?
- Daisy: Yes. I need Captain Snowball for a...
- Snowball: [whispers into his ear] ... top secret rescue.
- Snowball: All right, well, I got to go. But nice meeting you, uh, what was it again?
- Daisy: Okay, you don't listen. It's Daisy.
- Snowball: [he starts hopping off] Whatever. Okay, I... I got to get the dude that gets stuff to do things. I got to... Bye-bye.
- Daisy: Mmm-hmm. That was weird.
- Chloe: Oh, sister. It's about to get way weirder.
- Snowball: I just freed a tiger. That's not bragging, I'm just saying what happened. When you're awesome, everything you say sounds like bragging.
- Chloe: Okay, Gidget, eat Sweet Pea.
- Gidget: What?
- Chloe: Cats eat birds. It's nature.
- Gidget: Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
- Chloe: No, no, no, you used your one pass on the litter box. You have to do this.
- Gidget: But...
- Chloe: Buh-buh-buh-buh... do it!
- Buddy: You're seriously going to make Gidget eat Sweet Pea?
- Chloe: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. I'm just freaking her...
- [They gasp in shock as Gidget puts Sweet Pea in her mouth]
- Gidget: Okay, what's next?
- Chloe: Gidget, no! That's... Bad dog! Bad cat-dog!
- Gidget: [whispering] Chloe? I need your help. Chloe.
- Gidget: [looks around to her purring] Oh. Uh... oh. Uh, Chloe? Chloe, are you okay?
- Chloe: [shuts her mouth] Shh.
- Gidget: Sorry. Uh, I'm-I'm just... I'm...
- Gidget: [sighs] Real quick... why is there a lampshade on your head?
- Chloe: Heh Heh! Listen, Gidget, baby, I gotta be honest with you. My owner have given me a little bit of catnip.
- [chuckles then falls off then chuckles again then sighs]
- Gidget: Oh, okay. Gotcha. That's great. Um, listen.
- Chloe: It is great, Gidget. Everything is great...
- Gidget: All right.
- Chloe: [a purring sound apear] Do you hear that?
- Gidget: Hear what?
- Chloe: It's like... It's like a tiny... like a tiny motor. It's like a humming sound.
- Gidget: [purring sound continues] I'm not... don't know what your ta... Oh. Chloe, you're purring. Heh heh. That's you.
- Chloe: What? That's me? Like as in the sound is coming from inside of me?
- Gidget: Yep.
- Chloe: Oh. I wonder what other sounds I could make.
- [lets out a meowing sound]
- Gidget: It-It's just, Max trusted me to look after his Busy Bee, and then...
- Chloe: [lets out a high pitch purr]
- Gidget: Ugh. Chloe would you listen?
- Chloe: [lets out a loud yowl]
- Gidget: Wow. Please stop.
- Chloe: [makes a low yowl]
- Gidget: Are you finished?
- Chloe: [makes a high pitch squeak]
- Gidget: THI IS IMPORTANT. I lost Busy Bee. I gotta get it back, but to do that... Chloe...
- [sighs]
- Gidget: I need you to teach me the way of the cat.
- Sergei: [when Daisy heard a shout and a whip] COME ON, YOU STUPID TIGER!
- Daisy: There he is! Let's Go!
- Snowball: Ha!
- [speeds up and followed him]
- Sergei: We don't care an entire night!
- [whips out, and Daisy and Snowball looked up at the top of the diving board]
- Sergei: LET'S GO!
- [whips out at Hu]
- Sergei: [Hu moans sadly] You are wasting Sergei's time!
- [whips out at Hu and moans again]
- Daisy: We gotta do something.
- [when Hu falls off the diving board and the Circus trainers caught him]
- Snowball: Come on.
- Molly: I'm calling this meeting of the Superhero Animal Friends to order. Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting.
- Molly: [looks at the paper] Thank you. Now remember everyone, crime is out there. We have to be ready.
- Molly's Dad: Come on, Molly, time to go.
- Molly: Ooh, I'm gonna be late for school.
- Molly: [after her dad's call] Captain Snowball you're in charge while I'm gone. Mwah.
- Snowball: [after Molly left for playtime] First of all. i wanna welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a wet blanket and henceforth will be known as... Pink Thunder.
- Snowball: [sits down] Okay, Im-a go check the perimeter.
- Max: [comes up to him] Hey Rooster.
- Rooster: Hey kid, good job today.
- Max: Yeah? Well I... I got to admit I feel pretty good. I'm not so nervous around... the farm or you or... the turkey who won't stop folowing me!
- Max: [looks at the turkey] Yeah, I SEE YOU, you weirdo!
- Rooster: Hmmph.
- [hops on top of the truck]
- Max: Anyway I heard Katie say were leaving tomorrow... Oh uh...
- Rooster: [Begins to howl]
- Max: You want me to uh... You want me to go?
- Rooster: [chuckles] Oh, it's just what we do out there. You wanna join me?
- Max: [stammers] Oh but... Y-Yeah! Okay, cool!
- [climbs up on top of the truck]
- Rooster: Heh. You're ready to try. Awoooooooooooooooo!
- Max: Awoooooo...
- Rooster: Come on, kid, DEEPER, deep from your gut.
- [joins in for a group howl]
- Rooster: There you go.
- Max: Heh.
- [continues howling at the moon with Rooster]
- [first lines]
- Max: Ah kids. Everybody loves them, right? You'll probably love kids.
- Additional Voices: [his dog taking his sandwich] Hey!
- Max: I gotta admit. I don't. That's me by the way. I'm Max. I'm the little dog right there, grateful I'm not being piled on by a horde of children.
- Additional Voices: [runs to them falls off on the ground gets up chucking] Wait for me!
- Max: [frustrated] Ugh, can you believe that?
- Duke: Heh heh! Having your kid looks like fun.
- Additional Voices: Nah man, it ain't fun. i'm telling you once the humans bring a kid home, you're life ain't the same.
- Additional Voices: [saw them riding an Old English Sheepdog then a kid was shouting] Heh. Seen it a billion times.
- Cat Lady: I'm calling this meeting of the Superhero Animal Friends to order. Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting.
- Cat Lady: [looks at the paper] Thank you. Now remember everyone, crime is out there. We have to be ready.
- Molly's Dad: Come on, Molly, time to go.
- Cat Lady: Ooh, I'm gonna be late for school.
- Cat Lady: Captain Snowball you're in charge while I'm gone. Mwah.
- Snowball: [after Molly left for playtime] First of all. i wanna welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a wet blanket and henceforth will be known as... Pink Thunder.
- Snowball: [sits down] Okay, Im-a go check the perimeter.