Dean Scott Vazquez: Kris Diaz
Quotes
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Kris Diaz : You think you're nobody but you're the strongest guy I know.
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Reek : Hey, yo, Kris, what'd I tell you about letting your mans come out the crib looking like a whole square?
Kris Diaz : Only so much I can do.
Noah Diaz : Yeah, whatever, bro. Look. Here.
Reek : [taking an electronic box] Ooh! My dawg! When you gonna let me put your skills to work and get you some real money?
Noah Diaz : Yeah, says the dude who can't even afford cable.
Reek : [sarcastically mimicking him] "Says the guy who..." I choose not to purchase cable. It's my own personal way to protest the vampiric nature of modern-day capitalism!
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Kris Diaz : Hey, look. Superman went on a bunch of interviews before he got his job on the Daily Planet. But he never gave up.
Noah Diaz : I'm not Superman, Kris. Life ain't a comic book.
Kris Diaz : I'm just saying, you'll get the next one.
Noah Diaz : Yo, there is no next one. No one's coming to save us. We're alone in this.
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Kris Diaz : Yo, Sonic. Breakfast ready yet?
Noah Diaz : I ain't your butler, Kris.
Kris Diaz : Come on, man. No names over the airwaves. It's Tails.
Noah Diaz : Oh, my bad, Kristopher Diaz from 974 Wilson Avenue, apartment 2-C, Brooklyn.
Kris Diaz : No real names. They're listening.
Noah Diaz : [going out to the kitchen, he realizes that eggs in a skillet are burning] Ain't no secret government agencies worried about us, Tails. Now get your behind out here while it's hot.
Breanna Diaz : [coming in] At least they got that going for 'em. Here, I ironed this for you.
Noah Diaz : I already ironed it. What...
Breanna Diaz : Like you cooked those eggs?
Noah Diaz : What you mean? They're just... seasoned.
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Noah Diaz : Look, that thing I told you I have to go do? It's for him and his crew.
Mirage : We're trying to stop the end of the world.
Kris Diaz : The world's ending?
Noah Diaz : No!
Mirage : Maybe. 60/40.
Noah Diaz : You know I'm not gonna let that happen. But that's why I have to leave.
Kris Diaz : I'll go get my things.
Mirage : Tough kid.
Noah Diaz : What? No. Whoa, whoa. Hold up. Hold up. You... you're not coming.
Kris Diaz : Why? You need someone to watch your back.
Noah Diaz : It's too dangerous, Kris. And I need you to stay here and take care of Mom.
Kris Diaz : [understanding the implication] 'Cause you might not come back.
