Bones (TV Series)

The Senator in the Street Sweeper (2015)

Patricia Belcher: Caroline Julian

Quotes 

• Seeley Booth : You have a tendency to say the exact wrong thing at the worst possible moment.

  Temperance Brennan : And then other times, I say exactly what is needed. Like this morning when I skillfully negotiated sex, not just once but twice.

  Caroline Julian : God bless you, child. I couldn't have proven my point better myself.

  Seeley Booth : Know what, it was three times.

• Caroline Julian : Holy mother of pearl, just bring me the whole bottle of antacids right now. Your wife doesn't know the meaning of playing politics.

  Seeley Booth : Relax, okay? I will handle Bones. Bones will be fine, okay? And if you have a whole bottle of antacids, your stomach's gonna blow up, all right?

• Caroline Julian : You are 100,000% certain the victim is a member of Congress?

  Temperance Brennan : Was a member of Congress. The use of the present tense is inaccurate now that Senator O'Malley has been killed, dismembered, scavenged by raccoon and shredded by three-ton industrial street sweeper

  Caroline Julian : [to Booth]  Under no circumstances is she going with you to notify the family.

• Caroline Julian : Seeley Booth, I never thought the day would come when even glancing at those chiseled features of yours would set me off.

• Caroline Julian : Cher, there is no way in H-E-double-hockey-sticks I am allowing you to haul the Senate majority whip into the FBI without any evidence of her involvement.

  Seeley Booth : Look, Caroline...

  Caroline Julian : No, no, no, no. Don't try to convince me with those sweet dulcet tones.

• Caroline Julian : [Walks in, seeing Aubrey in a room full of paper files]  How are you doing, Chickadee?

  James Aubrey : [sighs]  For an internet-based society, the DC sure seems to be stuck in trees-killing era.