The Magicians (TV Series)
The Strangled Heart (2016)
Hale Appleman: Eliot Waugh
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Quotes
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Mike McCormick : I don't know about music and wine, and frankly any country not named Texas.
Eliot Waugh : Texas is a state.
Mike McCormick : Not when you're from Texas.
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Quentin Coldwater : What's wrong?
Eliot Waugh : I have nothing to wear.
Quentin Coldwater : You think that might be, I don't know, hyperbole?
Eliot Waugh : I am not emotionally prepared for Mike to see me repeat outfits.
Quentin Coldwater : I think this might be a Margo problem.
Eliot Waugh : Obviously, Quentin, but she shacked up with some artiste at Encanto Octulo, and, so, I'm stuck with you.
[Holds up clothes]
Quentin Coldwater : Honestly, all vests look the same to me.
Eliot Waugh : I made a horrible mistake asking you to help.
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Eliot Waugh : Where do you think I come from?
Mike McCormick : [chuckles] I don't know. Someplace with money?
Eliot Waugh : Well, um, we did have money. Until grandmama gambled it all away and now, all we have is titles.
[Mike is silent]
Eliot Waugh : Um, that was a joke.
[sighs]
Eliot Waugh : I was born in Indiana... on a farm. My parents are farmers.
Mike McCormick : Indiana? I - I thought you...
Eliot Waugh : Of course you did. Becoming me was the greatest creative project of my life.
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Eliot Waugh : [to Alice and Quentin] How was Brakebills South? Did anyone freeze to death?
Quentin Coldwater : Oh, I mean, it was... it was eventful.
Eliot Waugh : Why is your face making that face? Oh, my God.
[Turns to Mike]
Eliot Waugh : They totally had sex.
Mike McCormick : Yeah.
Alice Quinn : [Speaking simultaneously with Quentin] No, nothing happened.
Quentin Coldwater : I mean, it just happened.
Eliot Waugh : [to Alice] Let me guess. You got drunk on Mayakovsky's lichen vodka and you seduced him.
Quentin Coldwater : Maybe I seduced her.
Eliot Waugh : Please.
[Back to Alice]
Eliot Waugh : And sweetie, getting drunk and porking a dungeon master is nothing to be a ashamed of.
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Eliot Waugh : Guys, this is my friend Mike. He graduated a few years ago and lives in New York, and Margo tried to kill him with a Djinn, but we fixed it.
[to Mike]
Eliot Waugh : This is Alice, that's Quentin. They are nerds.
Mike McCormick : I could kind of tell.