Quotes
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Clarence Wendell : [shocked that Balance made it the teachers lounge first] What-? How did he-?
Balance : [telepathically] How did I what, doc? How did I switch the tapes? How did I KNOW you were gonna come here? Well you see, I've always been here, Clarence... And now, I've got the teachers eating out of the palm of my hand.
Clarence Wendell : How are you talking to me? Are you... TELEGRAPHIC?
Balance : I can make you think you're hearing anything I want, even SMELL anything I want...
Clarence Wendell : [sniffs the air] Mmm- pizza!
Balance : I can even make you think you're smelling your own sweet...
Clarence Wendell : No wait...
[sniffs the air again]
Clarence Wendell : Lasagna?
Balance : SILENCE! Listen to me boy, there's the man's world and there's the spirit world. But can't handle MY world... Little bird, fly away home. Your house is on fire, your children all alone...
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Balance : [to Belson] And what do we have here?
Belson : [sarcasm] Psh, oh no, the weird guy with the weird voice is here. I'm so scared. What are you gonna do anyway?
Balance : [snatches the game boy out of Belson's hands] YOUR EYES GONNA GO SOUR! You know what's wrong with you? You're a sass boy. I've been here one day and can already see that no one cares for you, ain't got no friends, only people who like you are in it for your worldly possessions. Well soon enough, you're gonna be all alone, left high and dry with no guy to high five!
[throws the game boy to the wall]
