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[Liv asks Ravi how the safe sex research for zombies is going]
Olivia Moore : I've got that lucky feeling tonight, Doc. Give me some good news on the safe sex research.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, nothing certain yet, though I have proven that when you purchase boxes of every brand of condom available at once, the lady at the drugstore counter looks at you funny.
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[Ravi rushes into Liv and Clive's bedroom]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Are you decent?
Olivia Moore : [under the blankets together] Decent enough.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Tell me you haven't had sex yet.
Major Lilywhite : Seems like a question you could've asked outside the door.
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[Liv hums 'The Blue Danube' song while working on a dead body next to Ravi]
Ravi Chakrabarti : [as Liv hums] Did you and Major have sex?
Olivia Moore : Whoa. Aren't Brits supposed to be repressed? What would Judi Dench say?
Ravi Chakrabarti : She'd say we don't know a lot about the sexual transmission of zombie-ism.
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[Ravi calls Clive the man of the hour for his heroism]
Olivia Moore : We've been pulling bullets out of Mr. Cole all day. We heard you were inches away.
Clive Babineaux : Yards away. Nothing heroic about not getting shot.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, did you soil yourself?
Clive Babineaux : No.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi smiles] Then it's heroic in my book.
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[Liv and Major see Clive and Agent Bozzio together]
Major Lilywhite : [speaking to Liv behind his smile] Oh, no. Abort. Just turn around.
Olivia Moore : [speaking to Major behind her smile] I'm already waving, that would be incredibly weird. Nut up.
Olivia Moore : [Liv finally talks to Clive] Hey, you. Didn't know you existed outside the station. I thought you were just put back in your Detective Clive box. Pull his string and he says, 'Miss Moore, please.'
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[Liv yells at the horse race on TV]
Olivia Moore : Thread the needle, baby! That soft grass is nothing, it's nothing.
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[Blaine asks Liv is she's ever happy to be a zombie]
Blaine DeBeers : Are you ever happy you're a zombie?
Olivia Moore : You should know that's a stupid question.
Blaine DeBeers : Is it? Before I became a zombie, I was wasting my life. Human Blaine was a nobody. An underachiever. He was a, he was a joke. Zombie Blaine, though... Zombie Blaine was the man.
Olivia Moore : He was a murderer.
Blaine DeBeers : But he was exceptional.
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[Liv sees how Clive acts differently when staring at former NBA basketball player Calvin Owens]
Clive Babineaux : We should probably go talk to Calvin.
Olivia Moore : You look like me going to see NSYNC when I was 10.
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[Liv and Clive examine Roger Thrunk's turtle]
Olivia Moore : I saw a movie once set in a jungle prison. Prisoners wrote messages on the bottom of turtles' shells.
Clive Babineaux : [Clive puts on a pair of gloves, picking up the turtle] Ah... The things they never tell you that you'll be doing at the detective academy.
Dale Bozzio : [as Dale Bozzio walks into the room] Babineaux! You and that turtle get a room.
Clive Babineaux : I'm looking for messages.
Dale Bozzio : [Bozzio nods] I won't ask.
