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[Blaine gets a visit from his father Angus DeBeers at the funeral home]
Angus DeBeers : Son.
Blaine DeBeers : Dad. I'd hope your first visit here would be more... horizontal.
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[Angus DeBeers tells Blaine that he works for him now]
Angus DeBeers : I'm afraid I've got some bad news.
Blaine DeBeers : [Angus shoots Chief in the head] Ahh.
Angus DeBeers : You work for me now.
Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine talks to Chief's body on the ground] Chief, you had one job.
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[Angus DeBeers tells Blaine that he's going to need a bigger coffin to dispose of Chief's body]
Angus DeBeers : You're gonna need a bigger box for your employee here.
Blaine DeBeers : We usually just chop off the feet. Nobody looks down there.
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[Angus DeBeers tells Blaine he'll do what he says when he says it]
Angus DeBeers : That pounding in your ears is the sound of your leverage evaporating. I am the new CEO here. You love being human. The food. The sex. You always were a hedonist. You're built for it, so... You'll do what I say, when I say it, or...
Angus DeBeers : [inhaling sharply with a slice to Blaine's neck] Back to Zombieland for you.
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Angus McDonough : Mark Jarrett. A rival of mine. Needs taking care of.
Blaine DeBeers : You want his brain? Help yourself to some trade secrets?
Angus McDonough : His son's, actually. He's the heir apparent, in on everything. So, I get the trade secrets and the bonus of emotionally devastating my rival.
Blaine DeBeers : Oh. So this guy loves his son?
