Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders (TV Series)

Denial (2016)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Russ Montgomery : What special honor brings you to my office?

  Penelope Garcia : Where's my octopus coffee mug?

  Russ Montgomery : Excuse me?

  Penelope Garcia : Uh-uh, don't! Beth, from carpool, told me she saw you take it from the kitchen

  [start searching the office] 

  Russ Montgomery : Have you asked yourself why you're listening to someone whose glasses are thicker than old coke bottles?

  Penelope Garcia : Beth's stigmatism has no bearing on her veracity

  Russ Montgomery : I think Beth is just a little bitter that someone didn't give her a call back after the first date.

  Penelope Garcia : What?

  [stops searching] 

  Russ Montgomery : She had an indefensible position on Moore's Law

  Penelope Garcia : Semiconductor density is a super sexy topic! With transistors approaching single atom width, Moore's law is only relevant for...

  Russ Montgomery : She thought it was invented by Roger Moore and enforced by the 007

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, but it doesn't preclude her having seen you taking my octopus cup fof drinking

  Russ Montgomery : Except the fact that I don't drink coffee

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, good point. Hug it out?

  Russ Montgomery : Not necessary.

  [Garcia hugs him anyway] 

  Russ Montgomery : Okay

  Penelope Garcia : [while walking out of the room]  LAN-party, Wednesday, my crib

  Russ Montgomery : Of course, I'll bring the bean dip

  Penelope Garcia : BYOC

  Russ Montgomery : [Checks Garcia has left]  I don't drink coffee

  [walks to a drawer] 

  Russ Montgomery : and do enjoy

  [opens it, and picks out the octopus mug] 

  Russ Montgomery : a nice cup of tea