Elementary (TV Series)

Tag, You're Me (2015)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

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• Dr. Joan Watson : Are you cooking, or did we get stampeded by a group of second graders?

• Dr. Joan Watson : [Referring to Sherlock]  Fluent in three dozen languages, but the man has never seen Say Anything.

  Detective Marcus Bell : That's that 80's movie, right?

  Dr. Joan Watson : You want me to punch you, right?

• Sherlock Holmes : The point is to sup with her.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Donya Esfandiari.

  Sherlock Holmes : One of the richest hoteliers in the world. She's currently building a resort on the Pacific coast of Costa Rica. Simultaneously, as it happens, the global energy firm for which father consults wishes to erect a wind farm nearby. Mrs. Esfandiari has won an injunction against the wind farm, asserting that it would impair her view. Now, father thinks she's willing to drop it given the right favors in return.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Huh.

  Sherlock Holmes : "Huh"?

  Dr. Joan Watson : Well, between everything you told me, meeting him myself, I just, you know, imagined him doing heavier stuff. Seems a little... I don't know, frivolous.

  Sherlock Holmes : Father's work is anything but frivolous, I assure you. Thanks to him, this energy firm and other clients like them have literally brought light to lands that were dark and, just as often, rained darkness where once there was light. Father doesn't distinguish. Perhaps you need sanctions eased against a rogue nation so that you can sell them your tanks or your factories can only spew toxins if the U.S. doesn't sign an emissions treaty. Father can make it so, with the moral neutrality of the plague.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Now that sounds more like the guy I met. So if what he does is so evil, then...

  Sherlock Holmes : Not evil. Neutral. Like a shark or tsunami.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Fine, distasteful. Then why are you spending time with him?

  Sherlock Holmes : So that, ironically, I can spend less. As soon as he closes this negotiation, he will be gone.

• Dr. Joan Watson : I stopped by the station. I ran into Captain Gregson.

  Sherlock Holmes : Did he seem pleased about the Chief of Detectives' sudden reversal regarding our status?

  Dr. Joan Watson : He did. And as far as I could tell, he didn't know anything about your father pulling any strings. Just a higher-up changing his mind.

  Sherlock Holmes : Well, the captain is a political animal. I'm sure he's used to not looking gift horses in mouths.

• Dr. Joan Watson : I see Clyde likes the food you made him.

  Sherlock Holmes : Yeah.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Or he just appreciates his dinner date going the extra mile.

  Sherlock Holmes : Eh, close, but wrong cold-blooded reptile. My dinner date is my father. I can understand you confusing him with Clyde. They could be dopplegangers. A car will be here for me shortly. I'm meeting him at a formal charity function. Malaria research or something. He wasn't sure.