Helen Davies: Sherlock Holmes

Quotes 

• Miss Mary Sutherland : I can't believe I'm actually meeting you. I've read everyone of your fan fiction stories at least a dozen times.

  Dr. Johanna Watson : A dozen?

  Miss Mary Sutherland : They're the best. You're the best. Tuesdays are the best.

  [to Holmes] 

  Miss Mary Sutherland : She posts new chapters on Tuesdays. She writes the best case fiction on the message boards. My favorite is the one where Mulder and Scully investigate a wife, whose husband thinks she's a vampire. He thinks she's been sucking the blood out of their newborn. Only, it turns out...

  Sherlock Holmes : The step son's been poisoning the child.

  Miss Mary Sutherland : Oh! You read it?

  Sherlock Holmes : I lived it.

  [from trailer]