- Lucifer Morningstar: [Lucifer has been shot and is lying on the floor bleeding profusely]
- [Sound of Lucifer's Heart Beating]
- Lucifer Morningstar: I don't know if this is all part of the plan... or if you can even hear me...
- [laughing Weakly]
- Lucifer Morningstar: But if you're up there... DAD!...
- [laughs]
- Lucifer Morningstar: I need a favor...
- [Gasping]
- Lucifer Morningstar: I'll be the son you always wanted me to be...
- [Choking]
- Lucifer Morningstar: I'll do as you ask...
- [Heartbeat slowing]
- Lucifer Morningstar: go where you want me to... I-in exchange... all I ask... is that you protect Chloe.
- [Heartbeat Stops]
- Linda Martin: [to Amenadiel] Stop! You lied to me about being a doctor, so you could manipulate Lucifer, who is actually your brother. Somehow. Do you realize the ethical position you put me in?"
- Lucifer Morningstar: [laughing]
- Linda Martin: [to Lucifer] And you. Let me guess. You were going to make a sexual joke about putting me in a position?
- Lucifer Morningstar: [a little shamefacedly] ... that's true... yeah.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [in Amercian accent] Detective Decker, step away from your vehicle. Put your hands in the air and walk towards me peacefully. If you do not - I repeat - if you do not, we will have no choice but to shoot you with our new bazooka. We've actually been waiting months and months to use it, so, on second thought, please, speed away.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, guess what, brother, you don't need to kill me, because I'm done here. I've had my fun on Earth, and...
- [Lucifer sighs]
- Lucifer Morningstar: there's no reason for me to stay anymore. You win. I'll go willingly. Please, just... take me back to Hell.
- Amenadiel: No.
- Chloe Decker: What choice do I have?
- Lucifer Morningstar: To ride shotgun with the Devil, for starters.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Come on, Detective. You can't seriously believe I killed that pathetic malcontent.
- Chloe Decker: It doesn't matter what I believe.
- Lucifer Morningstar: That's all that matters, Detective.
- Chloe Decker: Malcolm has Trixie. If I get him his money, he'll let her go.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Right. Because if Malcolm's established anything, it's his trustworthiness.
- Chloe Decker: What choice do I have?
- Lucifer Morningstar: To ride shotgun with the Devil, for starters.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Look, I know you think I'm a bad guy, but I'm simply trying to catch our dear friend Malcolm so I can tear his arms and legs off. This has nothing to do with you.
- Chloe Decker: You know I can't let you do that.
- Mazikeen: I wish I had my knives.
- Chloe Decker: You're not gonna need 'em.
- Mazikeen: I never need them.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Where's Maze?
- Amenadiel: Well, I was gonna ask you the same question.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Perhaps your snoring drove her away.
- Chloe Decker: You've never liked me. Why?
- Mazikeen: Because every day was a party. Every sin, every desire L.A. offered, we took part. And then he met you.
- Chloe Decker: So you think it's my fault that the party's over?
- Mazikeen: That and the fact that you're hunting him down like a dog.