Lady Bird (2017)
Beanie Feldstein: Julie Steffans
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Quotes
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Julie Steffans : Some people aren't built happy, you know.
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Julie Steffans : Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : What role ?
Julie Steffans : The Tempest.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : There is no role of the Tempest!
Julie Steffans : It is the titular role!
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : No! It's a made-up thing so we all can participate.
Julie Steffans : You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you!
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Yeah, well you know, your mom's tits, they're fake! Totally fake!
Julie Steffans : She made one bad decision at 19!
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Two bad decisions!
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Julie Steffans : What about terrorism?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Don't be a Republican.
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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died, I'd inherit the dream house.
Julie Steffans : Wouldn't his parents get it?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Oh yeah, we'd have to kill them. And we'd have to kill his older brothers, too.
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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : I just don't get why I'm not good at math. My dad is really good at math. Even Miguel has a math degree.
Julie Steffans : Maybe it's your mom's fault.
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Sister Sarah Joan : I'm going to write you a citation Miss Walton. No more short skirts.
[leaves]
Jenna Walton : Sarah Joan is all up in my jock.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : She's a cunt.
Julie Steffans : Birdy, you like her.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Yeah but, she's a cunt.
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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : In the tub I just - I scoot myself under, just like now, like this, and then the water just - whoop...
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson , Julie Steffans : Whoop.
Julie Steffans : We are so gross.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : I think I figured it out when I was like three or something.
Julie Steffans : I use, I take the shower head...
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Oh my God.
Julie Steffans : This is embarrassing! I use that.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : I don't know if mine is the right kind though. Maybe it's different when you actually have a penis in there, like it's more intense.
Julie Steffans : Mine is pretty intense, I think.
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Julie Steffans : I don't even know how I got cast in my part.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Me neither. I was the one who had a dress and prepared a song.
Julie Steffans : I know.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Now you're going to be all romantic with Danny on stage.
Julie Steffans : It's probably my only shot at that, you know?