Henry Danger (TV Series)

Christmas Danger (2015)

Jace Norman: Henry Hart, Kid Danger

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Quotes 

• Kid Danger : Ew. I don't wanna wear a hair net.

  Captain Man : You have to wear one. You're serving food. It's city law.

  Kid Danger : All right... but I'm doin' this begrudgingly.

  Kid Danger : [noticing]  Hey. How come YOU'RE not wearin' a hair net?

  [Captain Man laughs] 

• Charlotte Page : You can't put two gold balls together.

  Henry Hart : Huh?

  Charlotte Page : You gotta go gold ball, red ball, gold ball, red ball.

  Henry Hart : I can totally put two gold balls together.

  Charlotte Page : No, you can't.

  Henry Hart : Why not? What is this, the 1950s?

• Jasper Dunlop : Okay! Okay! I am really mad!

  Henry Hart : Dude, I told you, the Santa Claus at the mall isn't gonna let a kid your size sit on his lap.

• Henry Hart : Oh, look at me. I'm a criminal. I'm wearing two hats, simultaneously.

• Evelyn Hall : [jilted by Captain Man]  Kid Danger, Christmas question: If you went on a date with a girl...

  Captain Man : Oh, here it comes.

  Evelyn Hall : ...and you promised to text the girl the next day, what would YOU do?

  Captain Man : Can you not do this?

  Kid Danger : I... I would text the girl.

  Captain Man : All right. All right, Evelyn. I'm texting you, all right? I'm text you right now, and send. Oh, wait, that's a different Evelyn.

  Kid Danger : Are you serious?

• Kid Danger : All right. Everybody get up here and taste the Christmas.

• [first lines] 

  Kid Danger : Good morning.

  Crowd : Morning, Kid Danger.

  Kid Danger : Well, it's December 24th, and that means... welcome to Captain Man's Third Annual Christmas Breakfast.

  [crowd cheers] 

  Kid Danger : Thank you. Oh, that's nice. Oh. You know, it's really great to be...

  Claudia : Hey, shut up and feed us!

  Kid Danger : [smiles]  Just a moment, sir.

  Claudia : I'm a woman!

  Kid Danger : Sorry... ma'am.

  Kid Danger : [reading from a card]  And now... I present your handsome host, the guy who paid for all this, Swellview's most important citizen - Captain Man.

• Mrs. Hart : I can't believe you're in jail.

  Henry Hart : YOU'RE in jail.

  Mrs. Hart : Well, what kind of mother would I be if I let my child sit in jail without his mother?

• Henry Hart : [sitting on the jail cell floor]  This does not feel like Christmas.

  Captain Man : Nope.

  Jasper Dunlop : Not at all.

  Charlotte Page : Not even close.

  Mrs. Hart : This is the opposite of Christmas.

• [Jasper shares copies of the Swellview Book of Laws and Ordinances with the Hart family] 

  Jasper Dunlop : Page 34, "It is illegal to take a photo of a rabbit without a permit." How stupid is that?

  [Mr. Hart rings his hand bell once] 

  Jasper Dunlop : Okay, everyone, now read the laws I've highlighted in your books.

  Henry Hart : Uh, "Ice cream on a cone may only be licked. It is illegal to bite ice cream on a cone."

  [once again, Mr. Hart rings his hand bell once] 

  Jasper Dunlop : Uh, Charlotte.

  Charlotte Page : Okay. "It is against the law to wear more than one hat at the same time."

  [another ring from Mr. Hart's a hand bell] 

  Jasper Dunlop : Piper.

  Piper Hart : "Dads who play handbells must be destroyed."

  Jasper Dunlop : [flipping through his book]  It doesn't say that.

  Mrs. Hart : Well, it should.

  Henry Hart : Agreed.

  Charlotte Page : Yes.

  [Mr. Hart rings his bell vigorously in protest]