- Chase Davenport: Adam, you're in the back.
- Adam Davenport: What? Why am I in the back?
- Chase Davenport: Because you are so immature, you can't even pay attention to my safety directives, and I don't feel like traveling across two galaxies hearing "Ooo, what does THIS button do?" eight hundred times!
- Donald Davenport: I have a very important annoucement. I, Donald Davenport, am the first person to create a livable environment on another planet.
- Bree Davenport: What?
- Donald Davenport: Behold... my very own space colony.
- Adam Davenport: Whoa.
- Bree Davenport: That's amazing.
- Chase Davenport: You've colonized a planet? Why didn't you tell me?
- Donald Davenport: Because it was top secret, and because every time I tell you guys ANYTHING, you blow it up, burn it down, crack it in half or sink it.
- Donald Davenport: I am also the honorary major of the colony, which I have named - Davenportia!
- Bree Davenport: [sarcasticly] Shocking.
- Donald Davenport: Those colonists have been living there for almost a month, and they are lovin' every Daven minute of it.
- Donald Davenport: This command center is the electronic nervous system of Davenportia. From this chair I can monitor all the activity in the colony.
- Leo Dooley: Man, you old people will do anything to just sit around and watch TV all day.
- [Adam picks debris off the candy bar he's eating]
- Chase Davenport: Adam, he just told you not to eat stuff off the floor up here.
- Adam Davenport: Relax. I got this off the floor at home.
- Leo Dooley: Wow, Big D, first your satellite's down, then there's a hole in the dome? I'm sorry, but your colony's only getting two-stars in my online review.
- Adam Davenport: Hey, can I turn the zero gravity back on? Just drank a gallon of water and there's something else I've always wanted to do in space.
- Perry: I find the violent rumble of rocket engines to be soothing, plus the fumes knock me out cold.
- Perry: Hey, I don't lie, but when you get fired from as many jobs as I do, you gotta take whatever you can get.
- Adam Davenport: Why'd you get fired so much?
- Perry: For lying.