- Greg Serrano: You're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type.
- Rebecca Bunch: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
- Greg Serrano: Perfect.
- Rebecca Bunch: Where are you from again?
- Josh Chan: West Covina, California.
- Rebecca Bunch: I remember that - that's near the beach, right?
- Josh Chan: Yeah, only two hours... well, four in traffic.
- Darryl Whitefeather: My wife, well, she's got a very powerful pit-bull lawyer. I mean, this guy's amazing - one of those real smart Jewish guys...
- Rebecca Bunch: I'm sorry, I'm Jewish.
- Darryl Whitefeather: Really?
- Rebecca Bunch: Yeah, but it's okay.
- Darryl Whitefeather: I honestly had no idea. That is a tiny nose - it's like a button!
- Paula Proctor: Whoever this Josh Chan is, you're obsessed with him!
- Rebecca Bunch: What?
- Paula Proctor: You love him, you moved here for him and you won't admit it. Why?
- Rebecca Bunch: Wow! Okay, I do not love him. I barely know him, I dated him for two months when I was 16 at a summer camp. So you're saying that I moved here from New York and I left behind a job that would've paid me $545,000 a year for a guy who still skateboards? I did not do that. Here's what happened, I was in New York, I ran into Josh, he made me feel warm inside like glitter was exploding inside me, then I moved here. I did not move here because of Josh because that would be crazy and I am not crazy.
- [Rebecca thinks for a moment]
- Rebecca Bunch: Oh my God. Oh my God... No, I'm not crazy. Am I crazy? I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. Oh my God, I'm crazy! Oh my God, I'm crazy!
- Greg Serrano: Wait, so you left a job in New York to live near the beach? We're four hours from the beach - people say two, but those people are dumb.
- Rebecca Bunch: Yeah, but it's such a great place. I mean, the motto is "Live, Work, Play."
- Greg Serrano: We have a motto?
- Rebecca Bunch: Yes, on the website.
- Greg Serrano: We have a website?
- Rebecca Bunch: It takes a few minutes to load, but it's very informative.
- Greg Serrano: This is where I live. Yay for me.
- Paula Proctor: You wanna go drive by his house?
- Rebecca Bunch: You know where he lives?
- Paula Proctor: This is going to be so much fun.
- Rebecca Bunch: So Darryl Whitefeather - that's a really interesting name.
- Darryl Whitefeather: Well, I'm what they call a full 1/8th. 1/8th Chippewa. Those are my people.
- Rebecca Bunch: Oh! Wow!
- Darryl Whitefeather: Everybody here calls me Chief.
- Rebecca Bunch: Okay, so I should address you as Chief?
- Darryl Whitefeather: I wish you'd get it started, cuz no one's really doing it.