Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Family Dinner (2016)
Dan Levy: David Rose
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Quotes
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Moira Rose : A quarter cup at a time. A thin stream, it's supposed to be a thin stream. Blend it really well, or you'll burn it... David, that's not right.
David Rose : OK, well that's because I'm ladling and stirring at the same time and you're just standing there.
Moira Rose : Now's not the time to lose focus, darling.
David Rose : This was your idea. You're the one who allegedly made the enchiladas.
Moira Rose : Yes, so try to keep up. OK, next. Now's the time to sprinkle in the chili pepper flakes.
David Rose : We've already done that.
Moira Rose : What number are we on?
David Rose : Oh my god, is this not your mother's recipe?
Moira Rose : Yes, and now I'm passing it on to you! So try to keep up. Next step is to fold in the cheese.
David Rose : What does that mean? What does "fold in the cheese" mean?
Moira Rose : You fold it in.
David Rose : I, I understand that, but how, how do you fold it? Do you fold it in half like a piece of paper and drop it in the pot, or what do you do?
Moira Rose : David, I cannot show you everything.
David Rose : OK, well, can you show me one thing?
Moira Rose : You just... here's what you do. You just fold it in.
David Rose : OK, I don't know how to fold broken cheese like that.
Moira Rose : David, then I don't know how to be any clearer! You take that thing that's in your hand and you...
David Rose : If you say "fold in" on more time...
Moira Rose : It says "fold it in"!
David Rose : This is your recipe! You fold in the cheese then!
Moira Rose : Don't you dare!
David Rose : You fold it in!
Moira Rose : David! Oh good, now I see bubbles. David! What does burning smell like?
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Johnny Rose : I see somebody decided on a new recipe.
David Rose : No; these are the enchiladas.
Alexis Rose : Well, they kinda SMELL like enchiladas...
Johnny Rose : [dubiously] Well, I, for one, can't WAIT to try them out!
[continĂșes eyeing the casserole]
