Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (TV Series)

The Comedy Team of Smug and Arrogant (2015)

Bill Maher: Self

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• Self - Host : [about the waiter]  If I know Mark's name, I can say, "Mark, would you mind..." Or, "Thank you Mark." And I don't come off as such an

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  Bill Maher : You do not have an edge of hostility.

  Self - Host : I don't?

  Bill Maher : You have giant iceberg of smugness. That's very different.

• Bill Maher : Have you ever driven a cement mixer?

  Self - Host : No. But but I've had some conversations that felt like that. "You know, talking to you is like mixing cement."

• Bill Maher : [answering the door]  Jerry! You've come just to borrow a cup of ego?

  Self - Host : Can you spare one?