- Lisa Simpson: Did your daddy teach you to fiddle?
- Hettie: No. He was gonna start me out on the cigar box banjo, but, uh, before he could, he, he lost his sight.
- Lisa Simpson: Oh, no. I'm sorry.
- Hettie: Yeah, he got shot in the face.
- [Lisa gasps]
- Hettie: You know them puzzles where you slide the tiles? He looks a little like that now. My mother was an amazing banjo player.
- Lisa Simpson: Mmm.
- Hettie: Unfortunately, she did also go blind.
- Lisa Simpson: Really?
- Hettie: Yeah, it was winter and she was runnin' a fever and, um, then she got shot in the face.