Blake Right Now (2016)

Blake Gardner: Blake

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• Office Jerk : Tom Selleck called, said you're in the club.

  Blake : Tom Selleck is a legend!

• Blake : I've been kind of nervous about this whole stand up comedy thing.

  Therapist : Like how nervous?

  Blake : Like, I've been thinking about killing myself nervous.

  Therapist : That seems like a bit of a dramatic response. In my experience, I've found that people don't like someone who is suicidal. And frankly, that's just another reason to kill yourself.

• Faux Journalist : If you could have done anything differently in life, what would it be?

  Blake : Invent Facebook and then become Batman.

  Faux Journalist : What do you really want to be?

  Blake : Rich... and Batman