Mike Salcedo: Police Chief, Señor Cleanfist, Shark Dad, Coach, Fred, Half Off Oscar, Jimmy Williams, Narrator, Chief of Police, Criminal, Ex Con Neighbor, Jabari, Jackson, Max Badguy, Normal Guy, Additional Cavemen, Additional Goons, Announcer, Apostle 1, Armed Thug 4, Audience Member, Bar Patron, Bear, Best Man, Boss, Breakfast Cowboy, Bruno the Bouncer, Business Man, Captain, Carl, Citizen 3, Coffee Person, Cop, Cop 3, Cowboy, Crim Robbins, Crowd Member 3, Customer 2, Doctor, Doug, Eddie, Eldrich Space Horror, Fancy Gentleman 3, Friend 2, Frosty, Goon, Grandpa, Guy, Harry, Hibachi Guy, Jack, Janitor, Jim, John, Jordan, Kid 1, Kid 2, Kid 4, Laundry Boy (Fake), Lewie 'Skinnybones' Malone, Little Devil, MBAM Guy, Mister Mayor, Moon Rover, Mortician, Mr. Big Cranium, Mr. Nifkin, NASA Scientist 3, Nerd, Nonozu, Other Cavemen, Other Dudes, Outro Singer, Patient, Patron 1, Phil, Pilot #1, Police Commissioner, Rick, Roman Soldier, Ryan, Saloon Crowd, Screaming Guy, Señor Leanfist, Sick Guy, Skid Mark, Son, Soup Man, Studious Guy, Tall Boy, Tall Boy 1, Tall Boys, Teacher, The Comedian, The Salesman, Thomas, Tie Son, Villager, Villager 3, Zeeke