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Meek, talky approach to invented "hotwife" phenomenon
lor_11 May 2016
I will leave it to some fledgling Masters & Johnson wannabes to verify the veracity of Jacky's endless series of "hotwifing" videos, supposedly inspired by a voluntary cuckold craze sweeping the nation. This entry in the genre is rather tame and unenlightening, making it perfect fodder, heavily edited, for Showtime late-night filler use.

"How to Train a Hotwife" has been re-titled "Sex, Marriage and Swinging" for cable viewers, further evidence that the term "hotwifing" is meaningless to the general public. Shorn of 30 minutes of XXX footage, the new edition has many sex scenes shown with closeup photography (or zoom-in feature) of shoulders, backs and other limbs rather than the original private parts & penetration. It merely reflects on the emptiness of St. James' script by foregrounding it in favor of the film's raison d'etre: explicit sex.

Femmes are cast as young and fresh, with the exception of a wordless performance by the great India Summer, here the subject of an anecdote to show a neophyte woman what the weird new sexual gimmick is all about. Wearing ridiculously long fake eyelashes (I was fearful they would fall off in the heat of the moment) India is sexy in her IR scene with always-silent Jon Jon -he lets his big dick do the talking, though Showtime subscribers never get to see it, and India succeeded: picking up a paycheck from New Sensations.

Heroines Keira Nicole, Jade Nile and more famous Veruca James are all personable enough in expressing wonderment at the hotwifing concept, but I can't categorize this as acting since I as viewer am just as bewildered. Typically breathless narration has Jacky proselytizing her usual spiel about openness and fulfillment, but it never rings true in terms of hooking up with some pervert who revels by sight, touch or even mere audio over the phone connection in loaning out the missus to some random porno stud.

Besides the 8 sex performers, the four perverts are portrayed by Richie Calhoun, Michel Vegas, Ryan McLane and untalented newcomer Robby Echo (who I presume at a casting call must be victimized by some flunky yelling out: "Is there an Echo in here?"). My curiosity is not much about "hotwifing" but rather to find out what the differential pay scale is between porn performing and merely showing up in these non-sex roles.
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