Mike Jeavons: Mike J.

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Mike J. : This really was a bad one; half the runtime is wasted on a story which is then ignored, and the whole "dog playing sports" thing only comes in for the last 25 minutes. I don't know why movies like this force dumb villains in there. Can't we just sit and watch a nice story about a dog playing sports and not have to worry about whether or not he'll make it in time to play the big game at the end of the movie? And we know he always will! Cue the credits.

• [first lines] 

  Mike J. : Hello, I'm a British person, and I just cannot stop myself from watching another Air Bud movie. I think it's just because I love Golden Retrievers so much. I really want to kiss one on the mouth - not in a sexy way, of course. But just look at him, that lovable fucking face. You can see why they decided to make 900 of these movies all based on different sports. I am still waiting for Air Bud on Ice though, and Air Bud's Golfing Adventures. When are they gonna make those? But this time, we have Air Bud Spikes Back, which means he's either playing volleyball, or he's slipping date rape drugs into people's drinks at nightclubs.

• Mike J. : They should've named this movie "Air Bud is a Normal Dog".