Maurizio di Mauro: ...And my beautiful coloring is the mark of great breeding. Thanks to my great aristocratic ancestors, who date...
Jacob Scribble: I know, I know. All the way back to the Renaissance.
Maurizio di Mauro: And, Jacob, my coat is not only stunning, but also very useful. Just watch as I charm a treat from a helpless admirer.
[He starts caterwauling. Jacob puts on a pair of earmuffs]