Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
Carrie Coon: Callie
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Quotes
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Janine Melnitz : Your father wasn't much of a homemaker. He could barely keep the power on.
Callie : You're saying he left us nothing?
Janine Melnitz : Well, I wouldn't say nothing... there is quite a bit of debt.
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Peter Venkman : Hi, Pete Venkman from the home office. And you are?
Callie : Callie. Callie Spengler.
Peter Venkman : Spengler?
[Chuckles]
Peter Venkman : Weird name, good luck with that.
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Callie : Let's go. You were supposed to look after her this summer.
Grooberson : I was?
Callie : Not you. Him.
Trevor : This was her idea.
Phoebe : But what about our stuff? The Ecto-1?
Sheriff Domingo : Everything will remain nice and safe in our impound locker.
Phoebe : No! We need it.
Callie : Phoebe, let's go.
Phoebe : We caught a ghost tonight.
Deputy Medjuck : Dirt farmer's family.
Phoebe : It's true. And there will be more.
Sheriff Domingo : Hey, kid. You're starting to sound like your lunatic grandfather.
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Callie : Pheebs, be a dear and break into your grandfather's house.
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Callie : [being cornered by Gozer] Oh, no.
[Gozer raises its hands and steadily sends lightning toward Callie and Phoebe, but before it reaches them...]
Peter Venkman : [off-screen] Hey, flat-top!
[Gozer looks toward the sound of the voice, stopping its attack. Callie and Phoebe look back too as they see Peter Venkman, Ray Stanz, and Winston Zeddemore standing there]
Peter Venkman : Have you missed us?
Ray Stantz : Gozer the Gozerian! In the name of the county of Summerville, state of Oklahoma, the US Fish and Wildlife Service, all the members of Ducks Unlimited, the Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons, I command you under the National Invasive Species Act to depart this world immediately.
Peter Venkman : Bravo.
[Gozer growls and stares at them malevolently]
Winston Zeddemore : I think she remembers us.
Gozer : [approaches them] Are you... a god?
Winston Zeddemore : [seeing Ray hesitate] Ray?
Peter Venkman : Oh, come on, Ray.
Ray Stantz : Yes.
Winston Zeddemore : Yeah, we're all gods.
Peter Venkman : Yeah, I mean we're all pretty dang special down here. On a personal note: I thought that we had busted up for good. I mean, it wasn't working for me. My friends didn't think so, and I know yours didn't.
[Zuul tries to attack, but Gozer signals her to stop]
Winston Zeddemore : Okay, playtime's over. Let's toast this muffin.
[they get out their proton-wands]
Peter Venkman : Light them up.
[they activate the wands]
Winston Zeddemore : Man, I love that sound.
Peter Venkman : On the count of three, go on two. One, two...
[they open fire on Gozer, restraining it]
Ray Stantz : Yeah, nothing stings like a billion electron volts!
[they begin to cross the streams and Gozer leans forward in pain]
Callie : Yes!
[Gozer grabs hold of the proton streams]
Winston Zeddemore : Did you feel that?
Ray Stantz : Yeah.
Peter Venkman : Uh-oh.
[Gozer begins to pry the streams apart]
Ray Stantz : She's uncrossing the streams!
[Gozer whips the streams back at the Ghostbusters, sending them flying back]
Callie : No!
Podcast : Are they dead?
Ray Stantz : [slowly getting up] I don't remember this job being so painful.
Winston Zeddemore : I do.
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Phoebe : Don't you think your father came out here for a reason?
Callie : No. No. I think he was a sad old man who turned his back on his family, his partners. And for what? For a stupid farm in a town nobody cares about. Where, by the way, everybody thought he was nuts. Yeah, great decision, Dad.
Phoebe : He was special. He loved science, like me. Why didn't you tell me my grandfather was Egon Spengler?
Callie : Hey, I'm glad you found yourself here. I really am. But all I see are reminders that I didn't mean a thing to him. He never cared about me.
Phoebe : He's not nuts.
Callie : Well, then he's an asshole. Welcome to the family.
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Callie : I'm sorry the night went sideways.
Grooberson : No. I-I- had a blast. Why don't we just pick it up tomorrow night, same time.
Callie : You really want more of this?
Grooberson : Are you kidding me? We had kung pao shrimp. We went to jail. I don't know how we're gonna top this. This is a home run.
Callie : Um, my life is a dumpster fire.
Grooberson : I love dumpster fires. You should see my apartment.
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[on Phoebe's lack of social skills]
Grooberson : [jokingly] Maybe she'll take up pole dancing?
Callie : She's not that coordinated.
Grooberson : I don't think that matters.
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Trevor : At least we're only here for a week.
Callie : Give or take.
Trevor : What's that mean?
Callie : We're living here now.
Trevor : You said it would only be a week!
Callie : That was before we got evicted.
Trevor : You said you had money saved up!
Callie : That was before I had children.
Phoebe : To be fair, you've never been good with money.
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Callie : I have an allergy to science.
Grooberson : Have you tried Benadryl?
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Grooberson : [after being a terror dog] I'm bleeding, why am I bleeding?
Callie : Oh, you headbutted a park bench.
Grooberson : Okay.
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Callie : [offering cheerful advice on her first day of summer school] Phoebe! Don't be yourself!
