- Kimmy Schmidt: I know what always cheers me up - singing in the shower!
- [Pulls back shower curtain]
- Kimmy Schmidt: What the huh?
- Titus Andromedon: Last night after a box of key lime wine and some shame-spiraling, I decided to give all my Barbies perms. Some of them don't have the face for it.
- Kimmy Schmidt: But I need a shower! I can't miss the morning rush. That's when people are the most desperate for rides - hung-over prep school kids, fishmongers who overslept, girls leaving John Mayer's houseboat...