Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Checkpoint Joyce (2015)

Melissa McCarthy: Molly Flynn

Quotes 

• Vince : I hope you're happy, you've torn this family apart!

  Mike Biggs : She didn't co-operate! All you had to do was answer the question 'Did you drink tonight?'!

  Victoria Flynn : Well, that's a pretty loaded question cause you know, she was probably loaded.

  Joyce Flynn : I was not!

  Vince : That's not perjury, she's not under oath.

  Joyce Flynn : How come everybody's assuming I was tanked?

  Molly Flynn : Come on, mom, it was after six.

• Joyce Flynn : If I'm gonna live clean, you're all gonna live clean!

  [stomps on a bag of chips] 

  Mike Biggs : Hey, those are my chips!

  Molly Flynn : You said Victoria bought them.

  Mike Biggs : Are we doing this now?

  Molly Flynn : [Joyce is pouring beers down the drain]  Mom, those are mine!

  Joyce Flynn : And your credit cards are next.

  Molly Flynn : Mike, go get your taser!

• Ramirez : The other party isn't filing charges. Mostly because he's embarrassed he got his ass whipped by your mother.

  Molly Flynn : He shouldn't be. Once she gets on ya she's like a tick, you have to burn her off.