Bones (TV Series)
The Big Beef at the Royal Diner (2015)
Emily Deschanel: Temperance Brennan
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Quotes
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Interrogating waitress Joanne in the diner] Hey, look, maybe you just got angry at Chili because he used you for sex, so you took something off the spice rack, you smacked him in the face, next thing you know, he's dead
Joanne DeMarco : No, the only way I could have injured him was with a partial disruptor of his posterior sacroiliac complex, if you know what I'm saying
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [to Bones] Why is she talking like you?
Temperance Brennan : It means an injury caused by excessive movements of the pelvis during sex. Nicely described, Joanne!
Joanne DeMarco : Thank you
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Making pancakes for breakfast] Whoa, look at that, huh? To celebrate the Flyers' win last night, huh? Dad's famous pancakes! Can you tell me what that is?
Christine Booth : It looks like a pelvic girdle
Special Agent Seeley Booth : What? No, no. no, it's Mickey Mouse!
Temperance Brennan : Oh, she's right, Booth! Here's the pubis, and the ilia
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No, no, don't list to your mommy. See the mouse ears right there? You see that?
Temperance Brennan : Booth, there's nothing wrong with Christine showing an interest in human anatomy
Special Agent Seeley Booth : She's 4 years old! She should be , you know, interested in maple syrup and cartoon mice
Christine Booth : Look mom, I'm eating the sacrum
Temperance Brennan : Eh, technically, sweetheart, that's the ischium, but very good
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : [In their diner] You're still looking at, uh, your Twitter feed?
Temperance Brennan : Eh, no, I'm... I'm looking for words to rhyme with "lachrymal", "trapezium" and "pisiform"
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Right! Sorry I asked
Temperance Brennan : Well, I want to compose an anatomically correct bone song for Christine, but songwriting is more difficult than I thought
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Well, it would help if you were musical inclined
Temperance Brennan : What I need is a bones that rhymes with "ethmoid"
Joanne DeMarco : Uh, what about "scaphoid"? More coffee?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Wow! Hey! Wow! You speak squint, Joanne
Joanne DeMarco : Think I spent 10 years serving her lunch, without picking up a thing or two? Oh, by the way, uh, "sphenoid" and "cuboid" would also work
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Thank you, Joanne!
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Dr. Clark Edison : Dr. Brennan, I'm confused about these notes. I wasn't aware that we found injuries to the frontal, nasal, vormer or nasal conchea?
Temperance Brennan : Eh, oh, no, those aren't for this case! Those are lyrics to a song I'm writing for Christine about the human skeletal system
Dr. Clark Edison : Oh, that's very nice! Well, if I was to write a song about all the fractures I found on these ribs, it might take an entire opera
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Temperance Brennan : that's not anatomically accurate, Booth.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : I know, Bones, but you better be careful, or I'm gonna tickle your schmavicle.
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Camille Saroyan : Diabetes makes sense, given the extra organs I found. Uh, two pancreases and three kidneys to be exact
Angela Montenegro : Isn't it "pancrei"?
Camille Saroyan : "Pancreases"
Temperance Brennan : "Pancreata" is also acceptable
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Temperance Brennan : How does it look?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Like I made the right choice
Temperance Brennan : It is quite exquisite.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : I was... talking about you. I made the right choice. I'm just so lucky to have you as my wife. I have something for you, too.