Elementary (TV Series)

Hemlock (2015)

Jonny Lee Miller: Sherlock Holmes

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Quotes 

• Sherlock Holmes : Thank you. You've been most helpful. You're free to resume your life of tedium and petty deception.

• Joan Watson : [Referring to dinner with Andrew and his father]  It was *totally* a meet the parents thing!

  Sherlock Holmes : There really is no version of meeting someone's parents that doesn't involve actually meeting their parents.

• Joan Watson : [Perturbed at Sherlock, noticing for the first time a paintbrush strapped to the pet turtle, Clyde]  What are you up to? Why are you making Clyde paint?

  Sherlock Holmes : I'm not forcing him to do anything. He enjoys it.

• Sherlock Holmes : [after interrupting a board meeting whose members are all murder suspects]  Apologies for the interruption, but cold logic dictates that one of you is likely a killer.

• Sherlock Holmes : [Referring to a local Salvadoran restaurant]  According to the Long Island reviews, the cuisine is thoroughly authentic, although the ambience can be ruined by the appearance of the occasional rat.

• Sherlock Holmes : [to the board members after realizing he is mistaken]  My apologies. On second thoughts, it's distinctly possible that there is *no* killer in this room.

  [as he and Joan are being escorted out] 

  Sherlock Holmes : One of you, however, does like to be spanked. Carry on.