Scream Queens (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (2015)

Jamie Lee Curtis: Dean Cathy Munsch

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• Chanel #3 : Who is the only person we know who has a more clear and obvious motive for killing Kappas then Dean Munsch?

  Dean Cathy Munsch : THAN... Dean Munsch. "Than." Not "then," "than." Have you ever even cracked open a book or attended a class?

  [derisive laugh] 

  Dean Cathy Munsch : I hate you people.

  Chanel #3 : Exactly. You hate sororities and you hate Kappa Kappa Tai. And when you couldn't just kick us off campus, you made sure no one pledged but losers, and *then* started removing us from school the only way you could... *murder.*

• Wes Gardner : I was a bit of a man-slut back in the day - and it was the '90s, so nobody wore condoms.

  Dean Cathy Munsch : Trust me.

• Pete Martinez : I'm buddies with the county coroner. Him and my brother used to sell illegal fireworks in high school. I bribed him with a bag of weed to get some of Boone's hair. This is the part I'm kind of ashamed of...

  Dean Cathy Munsch : Wait a minute. There's a part *other* than bribing a government official with drugs so that you can steal the hair of a dead man that you're ashamed of?

• Dean Cathy Munsch : I think we can all agree that one of the Red Devil killers is Boone. I propose that the other Red Devil killer is... Chanel #3.

  Chanel #3 : What? No. I've never killed anyone. As far as I know.

  Dean Cathy Munsch : But your real daddy has, Baby Manson.

  Grace Gardner : Okay, there is no evidence at all that mass murder is genetic.

  Wes Gardner : Wait. Her dad is Charles Manson? How do I not know this?

• Grace Gardner : How could she possibly be Charles Manson's daughter and one of the babies in the bathtub? I mean, don't we all agree that those babies are the killers?

  Dean Cathy Munsch : Do we even have any evidence that this Manson story is true? How do we know she didn't just invent it, just so we wouldn't think she was the killer?

  Zayday Williams : That seems like an unnecessarily complicated cover story.

  Dean Cathy Munsch : Yes... But aren't those the best kind?

• Dean Cathy Munsch : God, I hate you people!

  Chanel #3 : Exactly. You hate sororities, and you hate Kappa Kappa Tau. And when you couldn't just kick us off campus, you made sure no one pledged but losers and then started removing us from school the only way you could... murder.