- Aaron Hotchner: [opening quote] "When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out" - Ho Chi Minh
- Dr. Spencer Reid: The business of incarceration is extremely lucrative and virtually recession proof. The Citadel Corrections Company has more than quadrupled their holding since they were founded 20 years ago. They now have 19 facilities all across the country with 59,603 prisoners in their charge
- David Rossi: Guess I had it wrong all this time, crime does pay!
- David Rossi: [closing quote] Dwight D. Eisenhower once wrote: "If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking is freedom"
- Warden Miles Tate: Sorry, there is no cell signal inside the walls. We had to jam it.
- Derek Morgan: You get inmates smuggling phones in?
- Warden Miles Tate: Yeah, it's been a problem, one of many
- Jennifer Jareau: What about WiFi?
- Warden Miles Tate: We got you set up as close to the router as possible, but it's still glitch. Drives me nuts. Back when I worked on the Hill I couldn't survive without my phone
- Kate Callahan: Hm, I got a teenager at home who knows exactly how you feel!
- Warden Miles Tate: Ha ha, Well, we have got our good old fashion landlines and a fax machine for you, though.
- David Rossi: I thought I was the only one that still use those!
- Aaron Hotchner: We need to complete our profiles, the answer's in there! How much time do you need?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Uh... 126 minutes, approximately
- David Rossi: [Entering prison interrogation room] Mr. Sam Pritchett? I am agent David Rossi. How are you doing?
- Sam Pritchett: I can't complain
- David Rossi: Well, you could, but who would be listening, right?
- David Rossi: 2000 inmates and probably half of them already in there for violent crimes. Well, the good news and the bad news is we've already got our suspect pool!
- Penelope Garcia: Hey, take care of yourself
- Derek Morgan: Come on, you know me
- Penelope Garcia: Yeah, I do, that's why I am saying it!
- Penelope Garcia: [On the phone] Chocolate Thunder! Chocolate Thunder! Where have you been? I left like four messages!
- Derek Morgan: I am sorry, mamy. You know there is no signal inside
- Penelope Garcia: Ah! That is cruel and unusual punishment! You that if I don't phone flirt with you at least twice a day, I get all itchy! Promise me you will check in more!
- Derek Morgan: Hey what do you think, I am doing right now? Come on! Breathe!
- David Rossi: [enters to interrogate a prisoner] Mr. Watson, sorry for the wait
- Julio Watson: I hope you all know I had to rearrange my entire schedule. I had back to back meetings and a conference call right after lunch
- David Rossi: Well, we appreciate your understanding
- Julio Watson: Come on. You both know that if it was me, I'd be bragging about it already. What I got to hide? What, they gonna give me more time? I've got life plus 30 already. That mean that after I die, I gotta be back up in here anyway