- Jake Broderick: Listen up everyone. A Frank Pulaski of the Chief of Detective Unit will be stopping by. Apparently somebody is under the mistaken impression that something happened between two people of different ranks
- Laura Diamond: Which it didn't. Nothing happened!
- Jake Broderick: Now, we don't know the specifics...
- Laura Diamond: Because there are none! Nothing happened!
- Jake Broderick: So, give them the facts. When detective Pulaski arrives, he will be interviewing each and every one of you
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Uh, he's here! Except "he" is a "she"! Huh. Hi, I am detective Pulaski
- Jake Broderick: You're Frank Pulaski?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: It's Francesca, but everyone calls me Frankie, no matter how many times I ask them not to. People!
- Laura Diamond: [At the autopsy] Reynaldo, are you wearing a tuxedo?
- Reynaldo West: I don't have time to change, before I my Arthur Murray class
- Laura Diamond: You're taking a dance class?
- Reynaldo West: I am teaching one
- Laura Diamond: Of course you are
- Laura Diamond: [Looking at the passport of the murdered girl] Hello Viviana Costa. Here on a work visa. I'm off to Brazil!
- [Scene at autopsy stops]
- Meredith Bose: [Entering a building] This is not what I was thinking when you said we were going to Brazil!
- Laura Diamond: [Giggles] Land inside a consulate is legally foreign territory
- Laura Diamond: [Answers her cell phone] Hey, food truck!
- Tony Abbott: Hey, I'm just calling to let your mouth know that I made a crème brulee
- Laura Diamond: That's exciting! But unfortunately my mouth and I have to work late tonight
- Tony Abbott: Ooh
- Laura Diamond: That sounded dirtier than I intended!
- Tony Abbott: Yes it did!
- Meredith Bose: But it's not going to be easy. These girls are from 12 different countries, it's like a model UN except with real models. Too bad we don't have a translator
- Max Carnegie: Bonjour, guten Tag, ha!
- Laura Diamond: How many languages do you speak?
- Max Carnegie: 6, still a little rusty on Mandarin, but I get by
- Laura Diamond: Saddle up!
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: And do you have any idea why captain Broderick seems to favor detective Diamond?
- Meredith Bose: Can this stay between you and me?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Okay
- Meredith Bose: Promise?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Swear
- Meredith Bose: Laura Diamond is by far
- [mumble, mumble]
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: I'm sorry. Can you just say that...
- Meredith Bose: Laura Diamond is by far the best detective here! But if you repeat a word of that to anyone I will hunt you down! Clear?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Just in my executive summary here. The captain's relationship with detective Diamond is far from resolved and inserts itself into the workplace on a daily basis, as does the flirtation between detectives Soto and Bose. Oh, but don't say anything to them, because they are not aware of it yet
- Jake Broderick: How do you know about that?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Please, do I look like I was born yesterday?
- Jake Broderick: Sort of