Mom (TV Series)

Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint (2015)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : [Christy has just discovered Andy's S&M dungeon, having thought he was relatively normal]  And... the wedding's off.

  Andy : [Andy appears at the door in his underwear, wearing a dog collar and leash]  Do you like what you see?

  Christy : Andy! Look at you! What's happening now?

  Andy : You said you liked to be adventurous.

  Christy : Yeah... but I meant, like, pancakes for dinner.

• Christy : Where are you going to be?

  Violet : The library.

  Christy : Make sure the "library" uses a condom.

• Bonnie : So you got any plans for tonight?

  Christy : Just gonna have some 'me time'.

  Bonnie : So you're gonna masturbate?

  Christy : I prefer to think of it as 'making love'.

  Bonnie : Christy.

  Christy : Yeah?

  Bonnie : Keep it on your side of the bed.

• Christy : So you have a dog.

  Andy : Uh no, I foster rescues until they get a permanent home. Don't tell the building manager.

  Christy : Don't worry, I've been keeping secrets from the building manager all my life.

• Christy : Well, what am I going to do with all this free time?

  [cuts to coming down the stairs] 

  Christy : Why does it take so long when I'm with a guy?

• Christy , Andy : [singing]  I'm alone, I'm alone, I'm alone but I'm not lonely.

  Christy : [talking]  Yeah... this really doesn't work as a duet.

• Christy : [singing]  I'm alone, I'm alone, I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.

• Christy : [running out of Andy's apartment, singsong]  I'm alone I'm alone I'm alone, but I'm not murdered.