Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)

Love Taps (2015)

Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles

Quotes 

• Vince Korsak : Nice jacket

  Jane Rizzoli : It was all Maura's idea

  Maura Isles : I never mentioned fringe

  Vince Korsak : Victim is at the bottom of the hill

  Maura Isles : Thank you, sergeant

  [and walks away] 

  Vince Korsak : You're messing with her?

  Jane Rizzoli : [giggles]  Yeah! I am making a point and it's always so much more fun to amuse myself while I do it

• Maura Isles : These are spiral fractures. The twisting pattern is caused by pressure being exerted by a moving object

  Jane Rizzoli : Like someone was stepping on his fingers?

  Maura Isles : That would account for the pattern. In fact I believe it's likely that the damage was done by a rubber soled hiking boot

  Jane Rizzoli : Dr. Isles! Are you actually speculating about how this damage was inflicted?

  Maura Isles : I don't need to speculate. I have science

• Jane Rizzoli : Are you sure we're talking about Ma? 'cause that is shockingly rational advice

  Maura Isles : What? Your mother can be very rational

  Jane Rizzoli : We're talking about the same person who thinks she started the Led Zeppelin riot in 1975

  Maura Isles : [giggles]  Well, we can't proof she didn't

• Jane Rizzoli : Okay, well you said that keeping your farther's secret is the reason that you break out in hives when you tell a lie, right?

  Maura Isles : It's a working hypothesis

  Jane Rizzoli : Okay, so let's test it out. Lie to me!

  Maura Isles : What?

  Jane Rizzoli : Yeah. Say something. Anything! But make it big, so it counts. And then we'll see if you break out in hives

  Maura Isles : Jane...

  Jane Rizzoli : LIE TO ME!

  Maura Isles : [hesitates]  I really like your new jacket. Fringe has always been one of my favorite

  Jane Rizzoli : [Gasps]  Ooh! Are you itchy?

  Maura Isles : Not yet

  Jane Rizzoli : [mobile buzzes, reads text]  Okay, I got to go. But, this is good! Keep lying alright?

  [starts walking away] 

  Jane Rizzoli : Keep it up. Maybe it's a breakthrough or something. Oh, hey, that whole fringe jacket thing? I'm not keeping it. I was just messing with you

  Maura Isles : [to herself]  Jane, I love it when you play pranks on me

  [and looks for the hives on her arm]