"Community" Intro to Recycled Cinema (TV Episode 2015) Poster

(TV Series)

(2015)

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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  • Abed Nadir : Jeff. You helped me learn something about film making today that I think we all need to apply to life. It's okay to plan some stuff, and it's okay to figure out what we did wrong. But our plans are randomly gonna fall apart and our lessons are randomly gonna be wrong, and if we just keep the cameras rolling and shoot a lot of crap eventually Annie is going to reach down her shirt and pull out a laser bomb. I didn't write that, we didn't plan that. God made that happen. God made this movie, and it's dumb. And we're dumb for being in it. Life is a big, dumb, pointless movie with no story and an abrupt ending where the hero gets shot by Dracula in the middle of a lunch order during an outtake. But somewhere in there, every once in a while...

    Jeff Winger : ...Annie reaches down her shirt.

  • Jeff Winger : To Chang. May your success be brief, and your colds last months.

    Annie Edison : Jeff.

    Jeff Winger : Hey, get out of Greendale, or you get me in your corner, you don't get both.

  • Abed Nadir : Okay, but I get final cut, and it has to be a good movie.

    Annie Edison : Agreed, but you have to finish that cut by Monday, even if it's bad.

    Abed Nadir : I agree to that, but it has to be good by my standards.

    Frankie Dart : Absolutely, and also, if it's terrible, nobody will notice or care.

    Abed Nadir : You guys are all gonna help me? And we're gonna make a good movie?

    Jeff Winger : Definitely, or a bad one. Probably a bad one.

  • Frankie Dart : The school owns a movie starring the Ham Girl guy.

    Jeff Winger : Soon to be Spielberg's Ham Girl guy.

    Abed Nadir : Oh. There's no way to finish it, though.

    Dean Pelton : Abed? What have I told you about quitting?

    Abed Nadir : That it's sometimes the only way to survive.

    Dean Pelton : Well, don't forget I said "sometimes".

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