Community (TV Series)
Grifting 101 (2015)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Abed Nadir : In The Sting, they do withhold stuff from each other. Or from the audience, but I think for effect. Also, be warned, 20% of the movie is hand drawn.
Jeff Winger : Abed, why don't you marry The Sting?
Abed Nadir : Okay, just so you know, if I do and we have half Sting children, when they ask me how to grift, I'm gonna tell them to watch their mother, not listen to you!
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Abed Nadir : Jeff, you haven't even looked at the new course catalog. I'm like a kid in a candy store.
Jeff Winger : Well, the candy has lost its appeal now that I work at the store. You might say becoming a teacher here gave me diabetes.
Ben Chang : I was just saying that. Are you always thirsty and fatigued and you have blurry vision and your cuts heal slower?
Elroy Patashnik : Those are actual diabetes symptoms.
Ben Chang : That's what the doctor said.
Frankie Dart : So, is he treating it?
Ben Chang : I asked him the same thing.
Frankie Dart : What did he say?
Ben Chang : He said, make an appointment through his office during business hours. This is his home, his children sleep here. You know doctors.
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Britta Perry : Shut up, Jeff. You're such a negative person. What do you contribute to this group besides negativity? Guys, watch this, can I borrow $150?
Jeff Winger : No.
Britta Perry : See? Now who's gonna come with me and show this guy what's up? I'll pay you back.
Abed Nadir : I'll get it from your parents.
[He and Britta do a high five]
Britta Perry : Tell them I spit on their wealth and thank you.
