Community (TV Series)
Grifting 101 (2015)
Keith David: Elroy Patashnik
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : Jeff, you haven't even looked at the new course catalog. I'm like a kid in a candy store.
Jeff Winger : Well, the candy has lost its appeal now that I work at the store. You might say becoming a teacher here gave me diabetes.
Ben Chang : I was just saying that. Are you always thirsty and fatigued and you have blurry vision and your cuts heal slower?
Elroy Patashnik : Those are actual diabetes symptoms.
Ben Chang : That's what the doctor said.
Frankie Dart : So, is he treating it?
Ben Chang : I asked him the same thing.
Frankie Dart : What did he say?
Ben Chang : He said, make an appointment through his office during business hours. This is his home, his children sleep here. You know doctors.
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Annie Edison : Oh, my gosh, you guys. There's a class called Basic Grifting. Should we all learn how to be grifters together?
Frankie Dart : Wait, what do grifters do again?
Elroy Patashnik : I got this. I'll tell you for five bucks.
Frankie Dart : No.
Elroy Patashnik : [to Annie] You better sign me up.