- Spider-Man: The Home Wrecker is on the ball again. If I don't do something fast, I'll be in no shape for that architecture class tomorrow!
- Linkara: [as Spider-Man] Screw the building and the people inside; I'm more concerned about my schooling on a subject I won't even major in!
- That Guy with the Hat: [reading] "Atom is sitting on the sill. He is sitting on the piece of wood below the window. The window sills in this house were dirty. So Atom moved."
- Kid: Gee, Johnny West, I wish I could stand up to trouble like you do.
- Linkara: [as this kid] And by "stand up to trouble", I mean you standing there and not doing anything.
- [normal again]
- Linkara: However, Johnny West has the answer...
- Johnny West: You can, by standin' proud in Acme Boots!
- Linkara: [as Johnny] They have a certificate of authenticity from Wile E. Coyote himself!
- Amy: [to Mia] Just because Cinderella found her Prince Charming doesn't mean that Prince Charming is the guy for every girl.
- Linkara: Especially when Prince Charming is hitting on the wives of bakers instead.
- Home Wrecker: I love to see that big black ball take its toll of walls.
- Linkara: I'm pretty sure that statement can also be found in Cards Against Humanity.
- That Guy with the Hat: [reading] "Lois Lane liked to imagine her wedding. She liked to make a picture of her wedding in her mind. She imagined that she married Superman."
- [rolls eyes]
- Linkara: [about the Home Wrecker] This guy is just a construction worker? Spidey has this amazing rogues gallery, so naturally, your first instinct for a villain to use was... a regular guy wearing a shirt that matched his skin tone. Or perhaps he's actually naked, and this is his way of honoring Miley Cyrus.
- Linkara: Last week, I reviewed the first issue of "Trouble", an attempt at a modern romance comic. As was pointed out by many people, "If you want that, just look to manga." But the thing is that American romance comics actually have a very long history behind them. For whatever reason, they were popular. And if you've checked out my second DVD, you'll know I've reviewed one from the '50s. You'll be equally confused how the hell anything so utterly boring and nonsensical could be popular.
- Linkara: There's room in the comics world for all genres, so let's try to meet things halfway in the '70s, shall we? What we have here is one of my random purchases for potential review: "DC Comics' 100-Page Super Spectacular of Love Stories". Ironically, DC has said fairly recently that they don't want any of their heroes in happy relationships, because they somehow sacrifice that by putting on a mask. Just like how any law enforcement agent is not allowed to ever get married and be happy. Now, obviously, I can't review every story for a quickies episode, but hey, most of these are relatively short, so let's take a look at the first story: "How Do I Know When I'm Really in Love?" Well, if any of you are fans of the Cinema Snob's videos, you know that the answer to that involves asking Ted Danson.