Galavant (TV Series)

Joust Friends (2015)

John Stamos: Jean Hamm

Quotes 

• Jean Hamm : I can tell you want to bail. I'll give you five seconds to bail.

  Galavant : I don't want to bail.

  Jean Hamm : I do.

  Galavant : You do?

  Jean Hamm : Oh, yes. I want to bail your mama out of jail when she gets arrested for prostitution!

  Galavant : [sighs]  You know what, Jean? It's... it's 1256.

  Jean Hamm : Mmm?

  Galavant : The "your mama" jokes... they're getting really old.

  Jean Hamm : Hmm, so is your mama.

  Galavant : Seriously, Jean. It's getting really worn out.

  Jean Hamm : So is...

  Galavant : Don't.

  Jean Hamm : ...your mama!

• Jean Hamm : [Facing Galavant, Sid and the Princess]  If it isn't Galavant. Long time, no see, old friend. Nice beard.

  [Gestures to the Princess as Galavant preens] 

  Jean Hamm : Talking about *her*, of course, but the facial hair is nice as well.

  [Galavant stands proudly as the comment sails over his head]