- Henry Morgan: Due to the voyeuristic nature of these photographs, I'd wager our victim was the object of someone's fantasy
- Jo Martinez: Which turned into a nightmare
- Henry Morgan: Iona?
- Molly Dawes: Oh, it's Professor Dawes in the classroom. You can call me Molly
- Henry Morgan: Well, it's a pleasure to see you again, Molly. You may call me Henry
- Jo Martinez: You are full of surprises: therapist, dominatrix, professor
- Molly Dawes: Well, I do have a PhD in psychology from Yale, so the head of the department calls me in anytime there's a subject matter her staff isn't well versed in
- Henry Morgan: Such as sexual fantasy, which is exactly what we've come here to discuss. Professionally, of course
- Lt. Joanna Reece: Nice work, detective. You can't beat a murder confession
- [walks away]
- Henry Morgan: If only it were true
- Jo Martinez: Henry, he said he did it!
- Detective Hanson: Ah, homicide! What morning is complete without a 100-yard hike through garbage to the dead body?
- Jo Martinez: You picked up! When I pick up, the crime scene is a fountain or a museum, someplace nice. You pick up, it's a crack den or a tunnel
- Detective Hanson: What? I've got bad crime scene karma?
- Jo Martinez: Well, based on the amount of blood, we'd figured she bled out from her neck wound made by this
- [shows fondue fork]
- Lucas Wahl: Oh! I love fondue. It can go, like, savory, with cheese or sweet with chocolate. But the best part, it's social and therefore a Petri dish for communicable diseases. I'll get this tested
- Henry Morgan: We discovered a clue that will shed new light on his confession
- Lucas Wahl: We as in...?
- Henry Morgan: Professor Dawes accompanied me. She was quite helpful
- Jo Martinez: You took Molly to the crime scene?
- Henry Morgan: But you're the one who suggested I ask her on a date
- Detective Hanson: Most people start with dinner and movie, doc
- Lucas Wahl: No, not me! Too predictable. Now fear is an underrated aphrodisiac. So did the strategy pay dividend?
- Henry Morgan: I've got it! What if someone was impersonating the impersonator?
- Jo Martinez: Okay, that just hurts my head