- Grace: You know, at my age I only have one speed: breakneck. Ofcourse I don't call it that. Because it is a very real fear.
- Nwabudike Bergstein: [Nwabudike and Coyote surprise Brianna while her movie date is away] So what's this guy's deal? Does he smell like a cat?
- Coyote Bergstein: Does he have a cat?
- Nwabudike Bergstein: Is he a cat?
- Brianna Hanson: Yes, he's a cat and his name is "Go to a different fucking movie!"
- Coyote Bergstein: It's not going to fucking happen.
- Sol Bergstein: If we love Jeff and Peter's appetizers more than Diane's, then I will call her myself.
- Robert Hanson: Yes, you will.
- Sol Bergstein: But do you think she'll still like us?
- Robert Hanson: No, but we have enough friends.
- Grace: [recounting her encounter] Yeah, he was sitting right there eating a ham sandwich.
- Frankie Bergstein: Oh, he loves ham. I have to admit, he is a looker. I would not want to sexualize a student, but you're welcome to, go ahead...