Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Afterlife (2015)

Stoney Westmoreland: Honest Eddie

Quotes 

• Honest Eddie : [Coulson is looking at cars]  Can I let you in on a little secret? I've got a genuine, honest Abe, God-given superpower. You want to know what it is?

  Phil Coulson : I'm afraid to guess.

  Honest Eddie : I can look at any man and tell him exactly what kind of car he should be driving.

  Phil Coulson : Maybe I'll just look around.

  Honest Eddie : Y-you know, I look at you, and I see a man who's played it safe his whole life, but lately feels like he's stuck in a rut. Life's lost its thrill. The kids are monsters. The wife's taken to muumuus. And now you're thinking, "it's time to let the tiger loose."

  Phil Coulson : [after stealing a jeep]  Sorry, Eddie. Tiger's been loose for awhile.