The Lego Batman Movie (2017)
Alfred Pennyworth: Were you looking at the old family pictures again?
Batman: No, I wasn't!
Alfred Pennyworth: Sir, I have seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966.
Batman: I have aged phenomenally
Batman: [from trailer] I deserve this today, today I deserve it.
Batman: [from trailer] Hey mom, hey dad, I um, I saved the city again today, I think you would have been really proud.
Batman: We're not? Alfred, what did I say? Always Be Recording!
Batgirl: Why did you build this thing with only one seat?
Batman: Because last I checked I only had one butt
Batman: So anyway when you're as super as me you don't just get one trailer, you get two trailers in one week, check this out.
Robin: It's the batcave! Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygooo!
[Bumps into batman]
Robin: batman, woah!
Batman: You're darn right woah!
Robin: Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
Batman: No, Bruce Wayne lives in batman's attic.
Batman: Hey, Puter, I'm home.
Computer: Welcome home, sir. Initializing Batcave music. So, did anything exciting happened today?
Batman: I saved the city again. It was off the chain. Anyway, I should probably have some grub.
Computer: Alfred left your lobster thermidor in the fridge.
Batman: Oh, that's my favorite. I can't wait.
[Batman puts the lobster in the microwave, and mistakenly sets it up for 20 minutes]
Batman: Not 20 minutes. Stupid.
[He sets it up for 2 minutes and presses the start button as the microwave heats up Batman's lobster for 2 minutes]
The Joker: [from trailer] You wanna play games, do you Batman? Save the city or catch your greatest enemy!
Batman: You think you're my greatest enemy?
The Joker: Who else drives you to one-up them the way I do?
The Joker: Superman's not a bad guy!
Batman: I like to fight around
The Joker: You're seriously saying that there's nothing special about us?
Batman: There is no "us". Never will be.
Batman: [from trailer]
[Kicks Alfred into piano]
Batman: Alfred, I am so sorry. I have incredible reflexes.
Alfred Pennyworth: I should have known better than to sneak up on you master Bruce
The Joker: [from trailer] Hey Batman! I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff! Gonna have to rename this the "Buttmobile".