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The Lego Batman Movie (2017) Poster

Quotes

Alfred Pennyworth: Were you looking at the old family pictures again?

Batman: No, I wasn't!

Alfred Pennyworth: Sir, I have seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966.

Batman: I have aged phenomenally

Batman: [from trailer] I deserve this today, today I deserve it.

[eats lobster]

Batman: [from trailer] Hey mom, hey dad, I um, I saved the city again today, I think you would have been really proud.

Batman: We're not? Alfred, what did I say? Always Be Recording!

[from trailer]

Batgirl: Why did you build this thing with only one seat?

Batman: Because last I checked I only had one butt

Batman: So anyway when you're as super as me you don't just get one trailer, you get two trailers in one week, check this out.

[from trailer]

Robin: What?

[Sees batave]

Robin: It's the batcave! Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygooo!

[Bumps into batman]

Robin: batman, woah!

Batman: You're darn right woah!

Robin: Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?

Batman: No, Bruce Wayne lives in batman's attic.

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[from trailer]

Batman: Hey, Puter, I'm home.

[echos]

Computer: Welcome home, sir. Initializing Batcave music. So, did anything exciting happened today?

Batman: I saved the city again. It was off the chain. Anyway, I should probably have some grub.

Computer: Alfred left your lobster thermidor in the fridge.

Batman: Oh, that's my favorite. I can't wait.

[Batman puts the lobster in the microwave, and mistakenly sets it up for 20 minutes]

Batman: Not 20 minutes. Stupid.

[He sets it up for 2 minutes and presses the start button as the microwave heats up Batman's lobster for 2 minutes]

The Joker: [from trailer] You wanna play games, do you Batman? Save the city or catch your greatest enemy!

Batman: You think you're my greatest enemy?

The Joker: Who else drives you to one-up them the way I do?

Batman: Superman.

The Joker: Superman's not a bad guy!

Batman: I like to fight around

The Joker: You're seriously saying that there's nothing special about us?

Batman: There is no "us". Never will be.

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Batman: [from trailer]

[Kicks Alfred into piano]

Batman: Alfred, I am so sorry. I have incredible reflexes.

Alfred Pennyworth: I should have known better than to sneak up on you master Bruce

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The Joker: [from trailer] Hey Batman! I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff! Gonna have to rename this the "Buttmobile".

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Batgirl: [from trailer] Why did you build this thing with only one seat?

Batman: Uh, cause last time I checked, I only have one butt.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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