Doctor Who (TV Series)

Last Christmas (2014)

Natalie Gumede: Ashley

Quotes 

• Ashley : [sees the Tardis]  What is that?

  The Doctor : That's how Clara and I got here.

  Ashley : In a box?

  The Doctor : Technically, in a telephone kiosk.

  Ashley : [laughs]  How?

  The Doctor : Because it's a spaceship in disguise. Do you know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart?

  Ashley : What?

  The Doctor : They're both ridiculous.

• Ashley : [on the raido link]  Shona? Shona, what's wrong?

  Shona : We've got ghosts!

  Ashley : Ghosts?

  Shona : Yeah, yeah, there's a skeleton man and a girl in a nightie!

  [the Doctor and Clara walk into the Polar Laboratory] 

• The Doctor : What's this polar base for? Why are you all here?

  Ashley : It's a long story.

• Ashley : [over the radio link]  Shona, I'm opening the door.

  Shona : [suddenly scared]  I need the toilet.

  Ashley : No you don't. We're monitoring your bodily functions.

  Shona : And how are you monitoring that?

  [looks right at a security camera] 

  Shona : That's rude. That is perverted.