Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street (TV Series)

Gortimer and the Surprise Signature (2015)

Sloane Morgan Siegel: Gortimer Gibbon

Quotes 

• [Gortimer can't open a jar of pickles because of the cast on his arm] 

  Gortimer Gibbon : Oof. I'm going to starve.

  Grace Gibbon : [opening the jar]  Try doing that while holding a four-year-old.

• [Gortimer wants to compare the signatures on his cast with those of Stanley's older ones] 

  Stanley Zielinski : This is it - the full collection.

  Gortimer Gibbon : Gee, Stanley, is there anything you haven't broken?

  Stanley Zielinski : Hey, try spending five years with bad luck. You're going to visit a few hospitals.

• Gortimer Gibbon : When did you get here?

  Abigail Arroyo : I've been here the whole time.

  Gortimer Gibbon : But I didn't see you. Are you a ghost?

  Abigail Arroyo : No, I'm a *girl*... Just scary.

• Gortimer Gibbon : I find you very confusing.

  Abigail Arroyo : I prefer inscrutable.

• Gortimer Gibbon : Hi, guys. Ready for the big show?

  Mel Fuller : We're going to knocks their socks off!

  Ranger Bowen : Without taking off their shoes. You know why? Magic!

• [last lines] 

  Gortimer Gibbon : [narrating]  Some people are drawn into the spotlight; others run from it. I guess the trick is figuring out how much light you need to make yourself happy.