Hurricane Bianca (2016)
Roy Haylock: Richard Martinez
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Quotes
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Deborah Ward : Let me make something very clear, Miss Del Rio. It is in your best interest to get along with me.
Richard Martinez : Let me make something very clear TO YOU, Debbie. I'm fuckin' this cat. You just hold the legs.
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Richard Martinez : I'm Richard.
Karma Johnstone : Karma. Karma Johnstone.
Richard Martinez : Your parents must be a good time.
Karma Johnstone : Why's that?
Richard Martinez : Well, most parents don't name their children after Buddhist principles.
Karma Johnstone : Would you prefer that I had a normal name, something plain, like Mary?
Cowboy Willie : Mary's not plain! Mary's angelic!
Karma Johnstone : I know plenty of Marys. None are angelic.
Cowboy Willie : Mary was the mother of Jesus!
Karma Johnstone : If someone were to ask me to bear the child of God, I'd have to say no.
Cowboy Willie : You'd abort the baby Jesus? Abortion is murder!
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Coach Chuck : You're funny.
Richard Martinez : [as Bianca] You should see me naked.
Coach Chuck : Really?
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Richard Martinez : What's your name, sweetheart?
Keeley Carson : I'm Keely.
Richard Martinez : Keely? Well, I'm going to call you Bath Mat. Not because of that lovely vest you're wearing. It's because I think you smell like feet.
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Richard Martinez : Creationism? I mean, but I'm a science teacher.
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Richard Martinez : I think gender is really just a social construct, you know what I mean?
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Richard Martinez : [as Bianca] Hey, James and the Giant Peach, keep it down.
Tommy : You can't call me that. My parents are lawyers.
Richard Martinez : Your parents are siblings. Now, shut up!
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Deborah Ward : I understand you're new here, Miss Del Rio, but it is against school policy to feed the students.
Richard Martinez : [as Bianca] So THAT'S why you're here. You smell food.
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Richard Martinez : [as Bianca] Because sex can ruin a beautiful friendship.
Coach Chuck : Not if you're real, real good at it.
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Richard Martinez : [voiceover] Scientists have warned residents to beware of storms with female names, as they are perceived to be less threatening but are significantly more likely to kill you.