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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) Poster

Quotes

[from trailer]

Ego: After all these years I found you. My name is Ego, and I'm your dad, Peter. I wanted to experience what it was to be human. So I created what I thought a biological being would be like.

Drax: Did you make a penis?

Peter Quill: Shut up!

Ego: Yes, Drax, I got a penis. It's not half bad, either.

Drax: There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not.

Peter Quill: I get it, yes. I am a dancer, Gamora is not.

Drax: You need to find a woman who's pathetic, like you.

Peter Quill: [to Rocket] Trash Panda!

[while Rocket and Star-Lord are arguing, Groot takes a detonator switch and runs off]

Groot: I am Groooooot!

Rocket: ...That's a really bad sign.

[from Trailer]

Rocket: Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the "Death" button!

Peter Quill: [Hanging by one arm] Nobody has any tape!

Rocket: Not a single person has tape?

Peter Quill: You have an atomic bomb in your bag! If anyone is gonna have tape, it's *YOU*!

[Baby Groot grabs the device and runs off with it while Rocket's back is turned]

Rocket: I have to do everything!

Peter Quill: You are wasting a lot of time here!

Baby Groot: I... AM... GROOOOOOT!

Rocket: [to himself] That's a really bad sign.

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Mantis: [to Peter] If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. You feel... love!

Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess, yeah. I feel general, unselfish love for just about everything...

Mantis: No, sexual love.

Peter Quill: No, no I don't...

Mantis: For her!

[points at Gamora]

Drax: [bursts into laughter] She just told everyone your deepest darkest secret! You must be so embarrassed! Do me now!

Rocket: The fate of the universe lies on your shoulders. Now whatever you do, don't push this button 'cause that will set off the bomb immediately and we will all be dead! Now repeat back what I just said

Groot: I am groot.

Rocket: NO! That is the button that will kill everyone! Try again!

Groot: I am groot!

Rocket: Uh-huh.

Groot: I am groot!

Rocket: Uh-huh!

Groot: I am groot!

Rocket: NO!

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[from Trailer]

Mantis: When I touch someone I can feel their feelings.

[touches Quill's hand]

Mantis: You feel... love!

Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess - Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for everyone.

Mantis: No. *Sexual* love...

Peter Quill: No. No, I don't.

Mantis: [points at Gamora] ... for her!

Peter Quill: No!

[Drax begins laughing hysterically]

Drax: She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!

[Drax continues laughing]

Peter Quill: Dude! Come on! I think you're reacting a little bit!

Drax: You must be so embarrassed!

[continues cracking up]

Drax: Do me! Do me! Do me!

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[from Trailer]

Rocket: The fate of the Universe lies on your shoulders. Now whatever you do, *Don't*... *Push*... *This*... *Button*. Because that will set off the bomb immediately, and we'll all be *DEAD*.

[Baby Groot Gasps Awestruck]

Rocket: Now repeat back what I just said.

Baby Groot: [Points to the button] I am Groot.

Rocket: NOO! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again!

Baby Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Mmm-hmm.

Baby Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Uhh-huh.

Baby Groot: [Points to the button again] I am Groot.

Rocket: NOOOOOO!

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Drax: Screw you, space ship!

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Rocket: The fate of the universe lies on your shoulders. Now, whatever you do DON'T push this button because that would set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.

Groot: I am Groot!

[points at the detonation button]

Rocket: No! no, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Uhum

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Aha

Groot: I'm Groot.

[points at the button again]

Rocket: NOOOOO!

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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