- Francis Underwood: This is your fist visit to the White House...
- Viktor Petrov: Yes, yes. But my third President.
- Viktor Petrov: Do you know what the best part of the fall of the Soviet Union was? The cars. Have you ever been in a, um... a Lada?
- Francis Underwood: Lada? No, I haven't.
- Viktor Petrov: No? Oh, it's the worst car ever built. Tiny little thing, you know. Your head would hit the ceiling when you hit a pothole. And the heat? Never worked.
- [he chuckles]
- Viktor Petrov: And no air conditioning, you know, your skin would stick to the seats in the summer. It was a coffin on wheels. But then, after the fall, we got the Lexus. Temperature control. Automatic windows. And, and so much room. First time I fucked my ex-wife? In a Lexus.
- [Frank laughs]
- Viktor Petrov: You could never do that in a Lada, no space, huh?
- [he laughs, then quickly becomes serious]
- Viktor Petrov: You see, Mr. President... I want the Lexus. And you're trying to sell me a Lada.
- Viktor Petrov: [after demonstrating pickle with vodka] Now you, Mrs. Underwood.
- Claire Underwood: To President Petrov, and his little pickle.
- Francis Underwood: Brass tacks. If you could have anything, what would it be?
- Viktor Petrov: I came with nothing to ask.
- Francis Underwood: Men like you don't show up for dinner without an appetite.
- Viktor Petrov: [inviting him to his dacha] Let's surf together. The water is cold as hell, but the women are very warm.
- Francis Underwood: Oh, I'm not sure what Claire would think about that.