Castle (TV Series)
Clear & Present Danger (2014)
Seamus Dever: Kevin Ryan
Quotes
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[Ryan sees a box on his desk with a note]
Kevin Ryan : Hmm. What's this?
[reading]
Kevin Ryan : "Time you had a proper uniform. Love, Javi."
Javier Esposito : It's from the heart, bro.
Kevin Ryan : Okay.
[Ryan opens the box and pulls out a thong that says 'Security' on it]
Javier Esposito : Too big?
Kevin Ryan : Wanna help me try it on?
[Ryan sticks the thong under Espo's nose]
Javier Esposito : [sniffs the brief and looks disgusted] Ew, they told me it was new.
[Esposito hurries away, Ryan on his heels]
Kevin Ryan : I could really use your help. What? Blue is my color. What's wrong with you?
Javier Esposito : Hey, enough!
Kevin Ryan : Just help me try it on. You don't have to be embarrassed.
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Kevin Ryan : Beckett, what would you do if you were invisible?
Kate Beckett : I'd walk out of here without having to file this report.
Javier Esposito : Hmm.
Kevin Ryan : Boring.
Kate Beckett : Yeah, I know.
Javier Esposito : What about you, Castle?
Richard Castle : Be a fly on the wall. See what Beckett's dad really thinks of me.
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Javier Esposito : [notice something on Ryan's neck] Hey, what's that on your neck?
[Ryan rubbed his neck to find body glitter]
Javier Esposito : Is that--is that body glitter?
[looks at his neck again]
Javier Esposito : Is that a scratch?
Kevin Ryan : [chuckles] No, it's nothing.
Javier Esposito : Married women don't wear body glitter. What's going on? You stepping out on Jenny?
Kevin Ryan : [chuckling] Wait. What? N-no.
Javier Esposito : She's the mother of your kid.
Kevin Ryan : I am doing this for my kid.
Javier Esposito : Oh, come on.
Kevin Ryan : Do you realize how much it's gonna cost to send Sarah Grace to college? A quarter of a million dollars. That's for a state school. Well, I'm-- I've got a second job working nights.
Javier Esposito : Doing what?
Kevin Ryan : Bouncing at a club.
Javier Esposito : Where they use body glitter?
[gasps]
Javier Esposito : A gentlemen's club. Is it bottom's up? Pole position? No, no, no. Landing strip.
Kevin Ryan : [sips his coffee] Men-hattan.
Javier Esposito : What?
Kevin Ryan : Men-hattan.
Javier Esposito : Men-hattan? You got a job protecting male strippers?
[laughs]
Javier Esposito : Oh, my God.