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Yoga Hosers (2016)

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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.

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Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.

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A Movie for Kids from the Director of 'Clerks' and 'Tusk.' See more »


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Rated PG-13 for crude humor, sexual references, comic violence, and brief drug material | See all certifications »

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2 September 2016 (USA)  »

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$5,000,000 (estimated)
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Johnny Depp decided to do this movie for a number of reasons: 1) because of his involvement in Tusk (2014). 2)Depp's daughter, Lily-Rose, and Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn, have been friends since kindergarten. 3) Chasing Amy (1997) and Jersey Girl (2004) are two of his favorite films. See more »

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Miss Maurice said that the "Surete Du Quebec" (the provincial police of quebec) arrested the canadian nazi Adrien Arcand in 1940, the "Surete du Quebec" was established in 1968 , before that it was called "Surete Provinciale". See more »

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Colleen McKenzieColleen Collette: Sorry aboot that.
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An excerpt of a podcast with Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier can be heard at the end of the credits. See more »

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References Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) See more »

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The Hockey Song
by The Glam Skanks
(p) 2015 Unison Music Group
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New low for Kevin Smith
6 September 2016 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Love Kevin but if he makes stuff like Yoga Hosers he shouldn't be surprised why he's being trolled about the movie.. Even a blind man could tell you this movie sucks with all the puns in the movie and saying "abooout" a million times thinking it's somehow funnier each time it's said.. Even Kevin knew this movie won't be liked and he had trash and had to give people a disclaimer that lots of people will hate it and the ratings would be bad.. I know this is Kevin's experimental phase which is a good idea on paper but you're running the legacy you've previously earned with Clerks and etc...

It's easy for you to get back the money for the investors because the main reason why people view it is during your movie tour because you talk to them about the movie before and have a Q&A at the end which is why the fans suffered through the movie so they can talk to you and be blinded by Kevin's holiness and secretly some if not most of your die hard fans are lying to them self that they liked it.

I'm not a critic but a fan and paid my hard earn cash to watch this to be entertained.. came out disappointed and felt like someone stole money from my pocket and hit me on the head with a hammer and I got knocked out and lost 1 hour and 30 minutes of my life that I'll never get back which is a lot worse than the the money that was stolen Kevin's writing has clearly gone down the hill so here's a tip... try making more movies with scripts that wasn't written by you. It's been awhile since you've made a movie that people like. Read more scripts from fans or try to collaborate with other screenplay writers that you like although it's going to get other to work for you will all your flops.

BTW just wondering if Smith is losing his fan boys and is trying to tap into the stoner market because that's what he always talks about that during any interviews he does


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