H*A*R*F*A (2014)

Bozidar Horvatic: Svevlad

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• Svevlad : [Returning to his office from lunch]  Boss... What are you doing at my computer?

  Miro : Checking. Checking if you worked anything this morning.

  Svevlad : Of course I did. I didn't sleep on the job.

• Miro : Svevlad, how long have you been working here? I'll tell you: a whole year. I think it is about time that you made an audit all by yourself. Without any help. Without Klaudija. Alone. So that we can throw you a little bit into the fire.

  Svevlad : Alone? I mean... At least two people always went to an audit. But OK... If you say so.

• Klaudija : [Refering to Miro]  He is awful, without mercy. Last month, it was his birthday, and everyone in the agency had to go to his party. And applaud him. And praise him. And even the ones he audited. And you know exactly that the employees who applaud him the loudest will get the biggest salary.

  Svevlad : Yeah, I know. I didn't want to go either, but everything is difficult when you have to do it. Anyway... This job makes no sense. This is probably the dumbest job I ever had to do. Ever. It's all just from empty into hollow. Empty reports, empty digits... Urghh. A mass of nonsense.

  Klaudija : A completely empty and meaningless job.

• Svevlad : Hi, Ena

  Ena : I heard you lost your job. I'm sorry.

  Svevlad : Yeah, what can you do.

  Ena : We from the department bought you something to remember us by.

  [She puts a bottled water in his box] 

  Ena : I hope we will stay in touch as good friends.

  Svevlad : Thanks. Greet Klaudija from me.

  Ena : Ah, she threw herself from the top of the building. Too much pressure and such stuff, you know.

  Svevlad : Oh... I see.

• Miro : Dear Gentlemen, I will now tell you my criteria for the review of your company. If the accuracy of your documents is 90%, you will get a passing grade, a D. If I find that the accuracy of your documents is 99%, that will get you a C. And a 100% accuracy is a B, very good. If you have any questions, feel free to pose them now.

  Svevlad : ...And what is then required for an A?

  Miro : [laughs]